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My best friend came up with this exchange for our dream Muppets and Poirot movie and I had to do something with it.

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poirot, his eyes enormous: you CALLED poirot FRENCH? you called him french like he is not BELGIAN? oh! oh! british food and asymmetry for you! british food and asymmetry for you for Mille Années

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After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.

‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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His expressions in this scene are fucking tops. He wants to tell her how much he loves her so bad and he can't so he just tries to show it in his face and it drives me insane

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The way he fucking stands is killing me

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Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about the English Royal Family, but this PR crisis they're in right now is just wild. Every time you think they're done digging themselves deeper, they haul another bucket of shit up from the bottom of the well they're in.

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julius caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

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The Era of Accession upon Abdication

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So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

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“God is in the waiting”

“God is not just found in your blessings, answered prayers, and miracles. God is also in the waiting. He's in your moments of silence. He's in the seeking, asking, and surrendering. He's in the hard times. Even if you don't see or feel it, the Lord is with you and He will never forsake you. He will never change.”

Amen! 🙏🕊️🙌

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the second i get the big tv all to myself

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Holy shit, Margrethe is abdicating? Mary is going to be queen?! I’m shaking and crying and throwing up???