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Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

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every time spn uses the set to show angels with like. wings and halos or other representations of them being other and not human and much bigger than they seem i’m like wow. wow. absolute banger. that shit gets me every single time

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remember that tos episode where it was suggested that scotty had CTE and killed three women but instead it was jack the ripper and he was an immortal formless alien and to fight him they gave the entire crew ketamine ?? we should start letting screenwriters do crack again i miss the good old days

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Fantastic Fungi (2019)

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Your mental health doesn’t make you bad.

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biggest plot twist of my childhood

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Spock is Gay ➞ A Collection of Evidence

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uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

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list of things that straight men who are definitely straight and don’t like men say:

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t’pring said “fuck y’all” and didn’t wear those ugly-ass vulcan bangs

good for her. good for her.

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everyones like “william shatner over-acted kirk” and that’s completely valid because he did.

HOWEVER have y’all ever thought that james t kirk might just... Be Like That?

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I don’t

see

any tribbles around here.

And you

won't

find a tribble on this

entire

ship.

Booooooones,

how did you do it?

Well, I cannot take credit for another man's work.

Scotty did it.

Scotty!

Where are the tribbles?

Oh, uh, Captain, it was

really

Mister Spock's

recommendation.

Of course.

Spock.

Based on computer analysis,

of course,

taking into account the possibilities of...

Gentlemen, I don't want to interrupt

this...

mutual admiration society,

but I'd like to know where the tribbles are.

Tell him, Spock.

Well, it

was

Mister Scott

who performed the actual engineering.

Mister Scott.

Where.

Are.

The tribbles?

I used the transporter,

Captain.

You used the transporter?

Aye.

Well, where did you transport them?

[awkward pause]

Scott,

you didn't transport them into

space,

did you?

Captain Kirk,

that'd be

inhuman.

Well. Where are they?

I gave them a good home, sir.

WHERE!?!

I gave them to the Klingons,

sir.

ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᴷˡᶦⁿᵍᵒⁿˢˀ

Aye, sir.

Before they went into warp, I transported the

whole

kit and caboodle

into their engine room, where they'll be no

tribble

at all.

[laughing]

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Me, making all the crows at my work a bunch of little friendship bracelets: hehe accessory to murder

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Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.