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Solarpunk is when it's sunny out
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Happy National Rat Day
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If you tell Barbatos it’s national rat day he’s going to feel sick and need to take the rest of the day off
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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Things JJK characters do when you’re dating
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Yuji Itadori
Hugs
Lots of hugs
They’re, like, mandatory
If you ever come up to him and hug him from behind, he’ll put his arms over yours and bask in the feeling
Then he’ll turn around and hug you
And not a quick hug either, I mean like an actual hug
He does not want to let go
His hugs are so warm and comforting
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Megumi Fushiguro
If he’s sitting down and you’re standing behind him, he’ll lean on you
Please let him do this
He’ll use you as a back rest, but in a lovingly way
Please wrap your arms around him, mess with his hair, or something to let him know that you got him
He hates it when people stand behind him while he’s sitting down, it makes him feel small? or like he’s trying to be intimidated
But when you stand behind him, he loves it
It makes him feel safe and protected
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Toge Inumaki
Since he can’t really communicate due to the burden of his curse, he communicates through physical touch - mostly hugs
But there’s one special kind of hug he does that drives you crazy
It’s usually when the two of you are sitting down side by side
He’ll wrap his arm around you and pull you to his side, then he’ll rub his hand up and down your arm and heightens it to the side of your neck
he keeps his hand there for a few seconds, caressing your neck with his thumb, before he continues to rub his hand up and down your arm
Something about the comfort and protectiveness of the hug is just- *muah*
His touch while he rubs your arm is so gentle and soothing, and the warmth that emits from his body..
He really knows how to cause the butterflies to come alive
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Satoru Gojo
This man loves when you initiate any sort of physical touch
To him, it shows that you crave his presence as much as he craves yours
If you ever rest your head on his shoulder, he’ll immediately rest his head on top of yours and inhale deeply, closing his eyes
He wraps his arm around your shoulder and gently rubs your arm with his thumb
As energetic as this man can be, he loves the sweet, gentle moments that the two of you have at times
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Kento Nanami
If the two of you are ever sitting down next to each other, he always wants to hold your hand
He’s not one who’s big on PDA, so hand holding is his go-to
He loves running the pad of his thumb against your hand, his touch is so soothing and warm
If you’re the type of person to play with his fingers, he finds it absolutely adorable and makes no effort to stop you
He knows that if he points it out, you’ll stop, so he just stares at you with a fond smile on his face
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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This is the Same Demon
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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More stupid things to imagine about nightbringer:
If Luke exists he's going to be demon racist again and probably is not going to like MC (since their masquerading as a demon)
Asmo coming home from making a pact with solomon (Nsfw implied) and MC side eyeing solomon
In season one when MC meets solomon he already knew their name and yeah he said it was because of the gossip about making a pact with Mammon and that's true but what if he knew because of MC traveling in the past and helping them (kinda like howls moving castle ya know?)
This isn't just for night bringer but if Satan's birthday is lilith's death day/the day they fell. Imagine all the brothers are grieving, trying to get their shit together and getting used to their new life in the devildom. Then 11 days later they have to go to Diavalos birthday party and just get complete whiplash of emotions.
Seeing Beel eat the pillar
Watching the bros beat up/kill lesser demons on a daily basis
MC being able to freely walking around in the devildom and not being harassed by lesser demons
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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Gender reveals in Devildom must be fuckin insane
Could u imagine?
Diavolo: It's a girl!!
*Diavolo drops a nuclear bomb on the pride ring*
Meanwhile Lucifer wakes up in a cold sweat and checks on how his domain is and his ring is just engulfed in pink smoke as millions of sinners burn and choke. There's balloons and confetti everywhere and Diavolo's just eating pink cake like nothing even happened.
The party was for a cat that Satan found that was pregnant with only one kitten.
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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I am not joking I am not exaggerating the thirst on this fucking website for cis dudes w a lil extra fat on their chests... And the insistence on referring to those as titties and boobs and big naturals. Has made me (trans man) feel significantly better about my boobs! Everyone here sees a dude with big ol bazoonkas and goes fucking apeshit. Hell yeah. Men's tits. I got those too! Maybe they're also hot on me! Holy shit! Men's tits!
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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3hr exam today
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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Things the demon brothers would get cancelled for online (headcanon)
Lucifer - rumors and gossip about him having an affair with Lord Diavolo (may or may not have the RAD newspaper club's fault)
Mammon - investment scams/crypto/NFTs
Leviathan - summoning Lotan at an esports event when an opponent trashtalks him
Satan - someone on the internet made fun of his cat fursona so he personally came to their house and assaulted them, nearly killing them it was all over the news
Asmodeus - some of his ex-partners (who ended the relationship on bad terms) slandering him and saying he has a small pp
Beelzebub - restaurant Karen meltdown caught on video (they're out of hellfire chicken nuggets and the ice cream machine is broken)
Belphegor - the online drama he caused by slandering Lord Diavolo and hate speech against non-demon species especially humans
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theroyalcrouton · 1 year
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gender is so fucking stupid if you think about it for 3 seconds and policing it is even stupider and i’m not just talking about transphobes i’m also talking about queer people who try to make it their business to decide who gets to say they’re what
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All those mildly condescending posts about how people need to have physical hobbies where they create things with their hands instead of just doing stuff online or whatever are annoying because they're 100% right. I cannot stress enough that the fastest way to stop caring about ridiculous internet discourse when you're stressed is to do something productive and creative irl that has absolutely nothing to do with fandoms or shipping or whatever.
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