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You know what’s better than sex? Not living with your parents anymore lol

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i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

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i honestly can’t believe fairy tail is over. i started watching it when i was 11. i would watch it every week without fail on the family computer in the living room. it got me through so many things and remained a constant in my life, and was the first anime i both watched and cried over. i will always treasure these amazing characters, their relationships and the adventures they took me on every single week for 7 years.

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“See you later!”

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Why do you like sharks?

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me, running out of endgame, because i desperately need to pee, and also im sad

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Fitness goals inspired by Sharknado 4.

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Sharknado 1: A former surfer who now owns a beach bar teams up with his bartender and some regulars to rescue his family when a tornado passing over the ocean rains sharks on LA

Sharknado 2 (the second one): The surfer and his family fight off a second, larger sharknado on a visit to NYC. His wife loses a hand, but saves the day by strapping a chainsaw to her stump.

Sharknado 3 (oh hell no): After being honored by the President with the Golden Chainsaw Award, the surfer must stop a massive sharknado from ravaging the Eastern Seaboard, by teaming up with his astronaut dad to shoot it with lasers from space. His wife, who now has a retractable chainsaw built into her prosthetic, gives birth to their third child while inside a shark plummeting to Earth from orbit.

Sharknado the Fourth Awakens: It's the future, and science can control the weather. Unfortunately sharknados have evolved past that, and proceed to mutate into bouldernados, lavanados, nuclearnados, and more. The surfer's wife is now a cyborg, courtesy of her mad scientist dad. The climax involves a chainsaw-wielding five-year-old, Niagara Falls, a mech suit, and a blue whale.

Sharknado 5 (global swarming): The bartender is now the leader of a cult which discovered a talisman capable of summoning sharknados. The Sidney Opera House is actually a Sharknado Defense System, as are the Great Pyramids of Giza. The surfer and his cyborg wife chase a teleporting sharknado around the world in the hopes of rescuing their son. Pope Fabio gives the surfer a Holy Chainsaw that shoots Divine Lasers.

Sharknado 6: Sharknados can allow people to time travel.

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pros of being adult:

absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight

cons of being adult:

absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight

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grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

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“What is shipping?”

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By ileifsdatter

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I just wanna say… From the bottom of my heart… Get the fuck away from me if you have bad intentions