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theshippirate22 · 2 days
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after a run in with a misogynist from corporate that gave the girls a bunch of grief:
Hunter, throwing a box of brownies and tampons on the counter: i’m sorry men are dicks myself included
Taylor: happy international women’s month i guess
Missy: you intend to apologize for literal centuries of oppression and discrimination with a box of tampons?
Kelly, with a mouthful of brownies: AND brownies!
Lyn: no no, don’t discourage this. personally this is the first apology on men’s behalf i’ve ever gotten
Caleb, coming in late: Ooh brownies
Erica, slapping his hand away: these are misogyny reparations. go do drive through. pay for your sins
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theshippirate22 · 2 days
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Missy: DUDE! You can’t call customers stupid!
Hunter: I didn’t. I said “Are you fucking stupid?” It was a question
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theshippirate22 · 2 days
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Lyn: you were in my dream last night
Hunter: i’m pretty sure that makes it a nightmare
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theshippirate22 · 3 days
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Hunter: I love it when socially anxious people come in. They never yell at me. I could hand them a bottle of live spiders and they would be like "so am I good to take Tylenol with these?"
Lyn: It's funny you say that. Because socially anxious people don't like it when they come in and you're at the counter.
Hunter: Ha
Lyn:
Hunter:
Lyn:
Hunter: Wait. What do you mean by that?
Lyn:
Hunter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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theshippirate22 · 4 days
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Hunter leaned over the counter. “You guys just got a new tech, right? ‘bout yea high, real quick, thinks she’s 45?”
“Yeah… Oh, I know who you are!” Dani turned back. “Hey fuckwad! Your favorite asshat is here!”
Lyn took a second, finishing counting her pills with a solid out loud “90!” before turning to look. “Hunter! Hi!”
He smirked, the sort of way he did when she was sweet to him. “Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?”
“Dani can talk to me however she wants, huh, babe?” She winked and laughed at Hunter’s sudden shift into the Bullshit Face. “What are you doing here?”
“Well, I was going to give you this, but…” He held up the iced green tea, looking away sort of sheepishly.
“Aw! Hunter, you big softie!”
He rolled his eyes and handed it over to her, mumbling something along the lines of “I was out anyway.”
“Right, of course.” She bit at the straw antagonizingly. “And does Missy know your run for coffee has brought you more than halfway across town to a pharmacy Willablues doesn’t even work with?”
“Missy doesn’t work today,” he countered decisively. “And Rich was in a good mode because I got all the chores done, and… actually, Kelly was getting on my nerves so I’m gonna let her flounder for a little bit without me.”
“Ah, there it is.” Lyn laughed. “What I’m hearing is that you miss me.”
“Your free labor, maybe. I think they’d miss you more here.”
Dani looked up from her computer grinning. “Uh oh. Somebody’s upset you’re not his girl anymore.”
“Don’t you have faxes to send? Mind your business.” Lyn waved her off. “Don’t worry, Hunter. I’ll always be your girl.”
This was met with the Bullshit Face again, but she could see something behind it. Something too much like relief to be considered humor.
They stumbled through a goodbye, somewhere between Hunter’s cagey responses to Lyn’s teasing. Eventually, he feigned being annoyed enough with her to walk off and she laughed as she sipped her drink.
“That was nice of him,” she murmured finally.
“You sound surprised.”
“I think I am.”
Dani snorted. "Why? Because he's actually the worst?"
"No, that's just... that's kind of what he was like before. He hasn't been like that for a long time."
"Before what? Before you left?"
"Amber..." she said pensively, before snapping out of it and adding, "Oh, I'll tell you another time. That's a conversation we'll have on a particularly slow day."
"Amber," Dani echoed. She didn't press it.
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theshippirate22 · 4 days
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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...
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theshippirate22 · 5 days
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Eliza leaving eight-month-old Izzy with Hunter while she goes on her business trip, and Hunter thinking it’ll be a piece of cake because his job is to train fresh-out-of-high-school pharmacy tech-in-trainings only for him to call Lyn after six hours like
H: you had like a million children in your house growing up right
L: yeah why
H: izzy won’t stop crying and i’ve tried FUCKING EVERYTHING can you call your mom and ask her what i should do
L: did you feed her
H: I’m going to hit you next time i see you
L: did you check her diaper
H: no actually i figured by this point that was her business- OF COURSE I DID IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT
L: did you try turning on the blow dryer to distract her
H: what the fuck
L: i thought you’d tried everything
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theshippirate22 · 5 days
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you know what @your-stranger-halfblood-things convinced me i’m just gonna start talking about my OCs like you know who I mean and eventually you’re all bound to put things together
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theshippirate22 · 6 days
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i’ve started writing this fic with OCs and everything about it is great except that I want to post about it constantly and none of y’all know who i’m talking about 😔😔
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theshippirate22 · 7 days
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we should meet steve's parents in st5 but it should be joe keery in a wig and joe keery with a fake beard like in back to the future 2
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theshippirate22 · 11 days
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theshippirate22 · 12 days
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The Disappearing Act. support me with tips, kofi, commissions
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theshippirate22 · 14 days
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is this something
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theshippirate22 · 15 days
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when i get an ad for 911 and suddenly remember that's like an actual show and not just some indie queer rep fanfiction that my tumblr dot com mutuals are obsessed with
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theshippirate22 · 15 days
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airpods aren’t enough I need the Alley Rose bridge injected in my blood
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theshippirate22 · 16 days
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so it's official.
i've had an internship the past few months that i was working on to get my pharm tech license and i absolutely fell in love with my pharmacy and my techs and my pharmacists and my patients and even the machine in the back that counts pills and I was so excited to keep working with them but due to some legal interference (nothing on my end- it was a corporate issue that is taking too long to resolve) I have been let go. On Thursday morning, I'm being moved to a new pharmacy.
I'm. devastated. Just absolutely crushed. Going to work was one of the main things that brought me any joy in my life and now it's been taken away.
I'm having a really hard time coming to terms with it, with facing the reality of it all, so I'm only posting this to solidify it in my mind that I am NOT going back. I'm just... totally destroyed. I had something of a psychotic breakdown tonight and I'm just not feeling right in the head. A bunch of my stress-induced twitches are back, all my body chemistry is on the fritz and I've just cried so much the past few hours.
I feel like I was starting to join a community, and that I was becoming more than an outsider, and that's been taken from me. Like I was in my element, and I found a place where I could be good at something and still challenged. Like I was wanted and appreciated. I feel like there's no one I can talk to because no one really understands, and I'm just feeling so, so down and alone.
Right now, I desperately need some sort of encouragement or love, desperate enough to actually ask for it online, so if you have anything that you think could help restore some of my will to live, I would be forever grateful if you could reach out and share.
If I happen to go off the grid, please know I'm most likely okay, just grieving, and I hope to be back on my bullshit soon.
Thank you all, you've been a great audience.
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theshippirate22 · 17 days
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i’ll be like “i don’t have male figure issues!!” and then i’ll watch a thing where a man deeply cares for a girl younger than him and i bawl my eyes out
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