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ok it's ALL the F1 London premiere pics, but it's THIS one that's making me actually insane

like, how does she look like that????

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Adding the Anesthesiologist who was literally SO nice to me pre-op and then as soon as I had my traech removed after was like “wow so you REALLY needed that surgery, we could tell!!”

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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Harriet The Spy (1996) Directed by: Bronwen Hughes

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He just helped me rescue the cub. Right. But...

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“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

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The Punisher The Abyss | 2.11

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Jon Bernthal can't play Frank Castle without Deborah Ann Woll.

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concept art of Kathani Sharma’s wedding dress

| now Viscountess Kate Bridgerton |

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“Our child will always be a Bridgerton, but I should like them to know they are a Sharma as well” 💜🩵

the way this line lives in my mind rent free, like you don’t understand; the weight, the sentiments, the implications, in this essay i will—

ANYWAYS, i really hope to see baby Edmund in S4 👀

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BRIDGERTON 301 - Out of the Shadows

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my brain: man, I was a little disappointed about the response to my latest fics about a less-popular Bridgerton pair

also my brain: WHAT ABOUT GARETH ST. CLAIR

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Simone Ashley photographed by Rebecca Spencer for L’Oreal Paris.