I’m cool with the movement to desexualize the female breast/nipple and let us go shirtless but why do they always use small tittied perky lil girls for it? Show someone with fucking DDDs like me bouncing all over the place idk don’t exclude us because we’ll still get bullshit even if they do normalize your cute little boobies.
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When I return a library book, I make sure to walk there holding it in my hands instead of in my bag. This is enrichment before it gets returned to the cold limbo of the stacks
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So, I pet my cat in Stardew Valley, and he dropped a piece of cheese.
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everyone come get your mayo soup
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one
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food sensitivity test...since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody
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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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this old bitch still dying in his cringeass diagonal bed by the fireplace lol
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a They Deserve Each Other shipping scale where on one end of the axis you have the “no one else is good enough for them” ships, and on the other end you have the ships that need to be together monogamously forever as a quarantine measure. whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them must be contained for the greater good.
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be honest do you think all my irl friends will break up with me if i start using my discord status like i do the tumblr post button
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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