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Do you think we'll get any info out of William on his engagement tomorrow? It's his first one since they announced her treatment surely someone will ask him how they're doing

Someone probably will but I don't think he will say much other than that she is strong, that the treatment is going well and that he appreciates the good wishes. He will probably also say that she regrets not being there/would have loved to be there. I don't think he'll say much more than that tbh.

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Girl, those two RM vs MC matches were a stressful nightmare 😅, it was definitely ‘una final adelantada’.

I’m so happy that RM won and that they showed backbone

It was! Why do we always have to suffer in the UCL? Whyyyyy? But we won, which is the important thing. The semi-final will be tough but I have faith (I always have faith in Madrid even if it doesn't seem like it during the games 😂😂).

HALA MADRID!

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Okay, retiro mis palabras. Perdón.

SEMIFINALISTASSSSSS

Estamos jodidos porque no confío en esos pelados cobrando penales.

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I miss Kate. I wonder when we will see her again.

If all goes well, and I am sure it will, it will most likely be after the summer holidays. Before that it's just maybe.

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Estamos jodidos porque no confío en esos pelados cobrando penales.

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PARCEEEEEE QUE SE ACABE YAAAAAAAAAA

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Being a Real Madrid fan is STRESSFUL

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when you think about Meghan Markle, always remember she wrote inspirational quotes (one of which was “SMILE”) on bananas meant to be handed to sexual workers.

Sometimes that sounds like a fever nightmare 😭

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Kate has been known to make homemade jam and give out at Christmas (including to the late Queen). If this were the other way around the squad would be all over it accusing Kate of copying.

Catherine once made chutney and gave it to the queen for Christmas because she didn't know what to give her. And we know that because she talked about it in a documentary about the queen, I don't remember her confirming that it was a recurring thing.

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Re: montecito jam, I always think: all THAT (aka the chaos of the last 4 to 5 years) just for THIS (selling jam, cooking like Martha Stewart and doing wellness like goop etc). Like, what even.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

Look, I didn't expect them to become billionaires in a short time but I did think they would be a little more established by now. This is embarrassing.

And for the love of all that is good, someone tell that woman that not everything looks good in that font or calligraphy. That she should stop trying so damn hard and get someone in marketing to design her a better logo or label because that looks like something cheap bought on etsy at the last minute.

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honestly I'm so happy about Meghan new project... I've always wanted to use the word BOUGIE but I've never found the right context to apply it until I've read about american orchid

AJAJAAJAJ

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The thing is that it's only you and me that feel embarrassed for them. Their fans are excited. Can you believe it? And while I understand that this is something she always wanted while growing up in California, that was her dream to be a celebrity. What about him, is this the life he wanted? Because they are reality stars. They are actually filming their selfs in what was supposed to be their private life and sell some products. That is actually what instagram influencers doing it. They pose, they hug, they kiss, they dress for the cameras he supposedly hates so much. It is stupid to think that paparazzi won't follow you if you give too much of your self. Actually I'm satisfied for this because the more they act like that the more I hope Carlitos won't publicly take them back.

On the other hand it's impressive how they hope/they still do they would be part times royals while they sell Jam or that of all his activities as royal he would stuck with polo. I had no idea what polo was before royals, I only knew water polo; and I don't know how a polo show will catch audience, even though I believe Netflix doesn't care for the audience now. Netflix wanted their personal document, they gave 100 m for that. And now they will shoot what project they want to reach the 100m for cost and their payment. The CEO had said they are good at taking attention and so they use that attention.

I also want to point out how I don't remember him playing so much polo before, unless he did it younger and I didn't follow him. It seems to me that he isn't satisfied with his life and doing constantly what brings him joy/reminds him of his old life 🍵

I think for their fans, it's a matter of pride and not wanting to admit the truth or the reality about their favourites. They've invested so much time in defending them, saying how wonderful they are, how they'd be billionaires in no time, how they'd be bigger than the monarchy, etc., etc. And now that they've ended up selling jelly and hosting a show about the most elitist sport in the world, they can't say anything. I genuinely want to believe that they're privately ashamed of these people and regret every day that they left the monarchy. I genuinely choose to believe that.

Everything those two do contradicts everything they've complained about. I still can't get over the amount of private moments they shared on that reality show. Moments we would have never known about if they hadn't done that.

The way they have no direction. How they've jumped from idea to idea or from topic to topic. It's embarrassing.

And in the end, all they have is… jelly and a show about polo. Polo?! Out of all the things they could have talked about, they chose polo? What happened to the documentary that el pendejo was supposedly going to film in Africa? That would have been more… meaningful at least.

They, especially him, are lost. He clings more and more each day to the fact that he's a prince and therefore must act and work like one. As for her… She still doesn't understand how all of that works. Raquel still sees the monarchy or being part of the monarchy through the Hollywood lens.

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I also think one of his problems with his protection was that Met police didn't want to cooperate/give information on how they work with his security team right. Imagine if he had access to this and leaking it🙄 Cause of course he would do it to one of his press friends in order to compare it with William 's protection plan.

I still can't believe that he actually intended the government to share that kind of information with his private security team.

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😅 Selling jams wouldn’t have been bad in my eyes, if they weren’t the same people saying: how they were the ‘Royals Goats’ that the palace didn’t want them to release project after project because they were already outshining the Heir couple and such heir couple was jealous of their projects and creativity; that they would build a billionaire empire; that they were an authentic/creative couple, etc.

But here we are, 4 years after Megxit, being called by Spotify: grifters and lazy idiots; no great deals anymore (even after begging Dior and Cartier); no billionaire empire (even asking for 60% of discount in the lawsuits); copying the Duchy of Cornwall’s jams scheme (with the difference that the Duchy’s goes to charity); she will release some series about cooking and gardening (lol, as if there aren’t zillions and with bigger celebs than her) and H doing polo’s series…..

I honestly don’t know if MM really believes she will make zillions with this new brand or she knows she won’t but whatever she gains from that, it’s good at this point. Anyway, 4 years of nauseating PR, and this is the best she can do? As everything, I think she will get tired of this after 2 years….

For me, the issue is that this is their main thing. After 4 years, this is the best they can do. That's it. As you said, for a couple who supposedly had so many ideas, so many projects they couldn't pursue due to envy, this is the best they can muster.

This wouldn't be so bad if, over all this time, they had established themselves in something more serious, more stable, and if she were doing this now because she wants to because she wants to do something that is hers but doesn't see it as the primary source of their finances. Yes, something like this could potentially become significant, but that would take YEARS, and their track record isn't very favourable when it comes to long-term projects. They, especially she, love instant gratification and after a few seconds, they usually get bored. So, I don't think this will last long.

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"At least William and Catherine haven't had to apologise TO A JUDGE for leaking confidential information from a case or for lying to the judge. Just saying."

Based in Sugars' (non)logic W&C needs to apologize for the following:

William for being born first.

W for marrying C and having children.

W & C, for having a stable marriage.

W for not prioritizing H & M.

W for not defending and covering up for M.

W & C for the commitment to their family.

W for not being charmed by M.

C for being pretty and dignified.

C for not fangirling over M.

C for having a solid Middleton family.

C for being classy.

C for being one of UK's top favorite royal.

W for not giving in to H &M's tanrums

W for giving C Diana's ring and C for accepting it.

W for getting the duchy of Cornwall $$$

W for being the heir and C, the future queen.

W and C + GCL, for not abdicating to let H M be king and queen.

And that can be summed up by saying that William and Catherine should apologize for not being El pendejo and the Celeb.

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hey isa, is it just me or the archive today website can't show the whole page from the times anymore? i archived a page and it only showed half of it (basically it can't get through the paywall)

Oh? I don’t know, anon. I haven't used the site for a couple of days. Maybe The Times found a way to protect itself 😂😭

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When will the wales children be back on school?

Wednesday 17th April.