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the x files + text posts -> 1/?

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this is a contender for one of my favorite tweets of all time

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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really? another album? didn't she just make one??

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It should be a bigger scandal that J.K. Rowling is threatening to sue small accounts for accurately calling her a Holocaust denier. So glad the Streisand effect exists. Now we can all rebuke her reprehensible views more than ever.

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This NPR interview with with Angela Saini about how race science never really left the global scientific consciousness is super interesting! I’m gonna read her book!

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Voting for Democrats is the "leaving the house, getting some exercise, and drinking more water is good for your mental health" of societal change. Everyone keeps telling you to do it, worst of all your mom keeps telling you to do it, and it's not a magical cure-all, but it actually works and rotting in your room shitposting does not help in either scenario.

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She is, in fact, doing just fine.

Thought this could fit in well here

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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watchertv discourse once again proving that no one online knows the difference between “well-off content creator” and “actually rich multibillionaire”

people out here like 'eat the rich' and they're gonna eat doctors and lawyers and three guys who make videos on the internet instead of fkn jeff bezos who has more money than god.

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please i'm begging tell me if there will be a decent ending to season three of good omensssss

Nope. At episode 5 it will just stop mid story and nobody will ever know how it was going to finish.