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PLEASE WRITE SOME MAC HEADCANNONS. I love that computer.

Mac X reader headcanons

Warnings: no beta reader we die like Dirk and Harper’s relationship, GN reader, jealousy, could be read as maybe a little invasive but they’re your computer soooo…, neurodivergent Mac

AN// this came out so fast bc I was already in the process of making some Mac headcanons lol. I’m also SUPER motivated by date everything, it’s really helping with my creative juices lol

💻 first of all, Mac gets shit done! If you’re a bad procrastinator then trust me, Mac will (gently) be on your ass all day about getting things done. They understand mental health issue, but if your procrastinating out of pure laziness then they will not stand for that.

💻 very understanding if you find it difficult to do most things. More than happy to do anything within their power, but they will not let you use them. Will point of weaponized incompetence immediately.

💻 lovely sense of humor. Very dry and straight to the point, but can be hilarious when they want to be. Never explains jokes. If you’re not in the know then you’re not in the know!

💻 likes to talk and explain. They don’t really ramble, they’re a lot more organized in the way they speak. They love a partner that’s less informed than them. Gives them a nice chance to explain everything you might not know. They just enjoy being helpful.

💻 very jealous compared to the other objects in your house. Not a mean and possessive type of jealous, but I more quiet and judgmental jealous. They just don’t want you to replace them. They love you so much, thinking of you leaving is just… awful.

💻 big hand holder. They enjoy being close to you in general, but holding hands is a bit more involved if that makes sense? It takes effort from both of you to make sure your hands out clamped together and they like that.

💻 you cannot watch a movie with them, ESPECIALLY if they’ve watched it before. “Yeah it’s actually a metaphor for forgiveness” “did you know that in this scene the actor was completely improving?” “Yeah you’re gonna hateeee the ending.”

they practically spoil everything, but they mean well.

💻 very,, sensual person. Likes to be close to you and touching you. Laying in the bed, their skin pressing again yours, lingering hands… it’s just all the fanfic they’ve seen you read for all those years!

💻 very cute and creative dates. They try to look at recipes you saved in the past and never got to, date night fics you’ve read of your favorite characters, and mood boards you made on Pinterest. They’re always determined to give you an amazing time, and who doesn’t like when something is personalized?

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Hey… I’m wanting to write for every date everything character! So if you’re wanting some headcanons of your underrated fave then send something my way!!

Characters I especially want to write for are Jerry, Skips, Betty, Maggie, and Mac! But once again, I’ll write for every character!

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Blowing air onto f/o's ear and witnessing it turn flushed

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Amanda Gaddis x Reader headcanons

Warnings: no beta reader we die like Andrew Kreiss, suggestive content, apathetic Amanda, implied sapphic Amanda, GN reader, alcohol.

Headcanons under cut

🎩 you are very aware of her issues and all she asks of you is that you understand that she doesn’t want to be mean to you it’s just that she doesn’t see how what she says or does is mean.

🎩 for example, if she thinks you don’t look good in a certain outfit, she will tell you immediately. She thinks that since she’s being truthful then she’s being nice. Who wants to be lied to?

🎩 not someone you should vent to if you want someone to tell you you’re right, but she does give every helpful and honest feedback. If you’re being a jerk she will make it known. She is not a yes man.

🎩 huge flirt but in a very specific kinda sapphic way. Very serious until it reaches the “punchline” of the flirt where she compliments you. If she’s going through old photos of you she might tell you to smile so she can point out that you still have “the same pretty smile” or something like that.

🎩 it’s very unexpected and it’s very rare.

🎩 loves longer hair. She doesn’t like doing her hair because her scalp is tender, but if you allow then she’d never stop braiding yours. Whatever style you want she can do. Longer hair also means more hair to grab.

🎩 showers twice a day and brushes teeth after every meal, first thing in the morning, and before bed. She can’t stand when someone isn’t clean. If you’re depressed and can’t take care of yourself then she’ll do it for you. She will bush your teeth and wash you herself no matter how much of a fight you put up.

🎩 not the biggest fan of receiving in any way. She wants to initiate everything and wants to be the dominant figure in every situation. Especially if you’re larger and more intimidating than her, then she gets the biggest sense of pride possible.

🎩 her lips are really dry and cracked due to her constant chewing on her them. Kissing might be a little uncomfortable but she tries to make up for it by letting you kiss other parts of her. Even if you say you don’t mind, she insists that you deserve better than her blistered and bloodied lips—unless you’re into that.

🎩 very soft and flat body and very soft and flat breasts. She doesn’t usually like receiving much touch, but she will accept it occasionally. She doesn’t like to admit it but it feels nice knowing you want to feel her (and grope her breasts).

I’m a pervert sorry.

🎩 doesn’t leave situations she knows is bad. Things aren’t usually bad for her, but they might be for you or someone else. She knows how to flip something on its head and is not easy to manipulate by any means. She’ll certainly let you try though.

🎩 likes cheese, coffee and wine. Manor AU ahead, but she goes to the bar a lot and drinks with Antonio, Sangria, Richard, Joseph and Demi. She doesn’t choose to be with them specifically, but they’re always at the bar at the same time as her. She doesn’t really get drunk often, but when she does it’s not all that different. Also coffee keeps her from being 100% exhausted everyday—she has no clue it’s making her sleep even worse.

🎩 doesn’t sleep regularly but loves to watch you sleep. If you have insomnia or just can’t sleep then she has many remedies. None of them work on her anymore, but she’d love to experiment them on you if it means you get to rest.

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Amanda Gaddis x Reader headcanons

Warnings: no beta reader we die like Andrew Kreiss, suggestive content, apathetic Amanda, implied sapphic Amanda, GN reader, alcohol.

Headcanons under cut

🎩 she isn’t the healthiest nor is she the nicest partner. Very much apathetic, but she tries for you. Whatever people (you included) tell her is “nice” is how she’ll want to act towards you.

🎩 for example, if she thinks you don’t look good in a certain outfit, she will tell you immediately. She thinks that since she’s being truthful then she’s being nice. Who wants to be lied to?

🎩 not someone you should vent to if you want someone to tell you you’re right, but she does give every helpful and honest feedback. If you’re being a jerk she will make it known. She is not a yes man.

🎩 huge flirt but in a very specific kinda sapphic way. Very serious until it reaches the “punchline” of the flirt where she compliments you. If she’s going through old photos of you she might tell you to smile so she can point out that you still have “the same pretty smile” or something like that.

🎩 it’s very unexpected and it’s very rare.

🎩 loves longer hair. She doesn’t like doing her hair because her scalp is tender, but if you allow then she’d never stop braiding yours. Whatever style you want she can do. Longer hair also means more hair to grab.

🎩 showers twice a day and brushes teeth after every meal, first thing in the morning, and before bed. She can’t stand when someone isn’t clean. If you’re depressed and can’t take care of yourself then she’ll do it for you. She will bush your teeth and wash you herself no matter how much of a fight you put up.

🎩 not the biggest fan of receiving in any way. She wants to initiate everything and wants to be the dominant figure in every situation. Especially if you’re larger and more intimidating than her, then she gets the biggest sense of pride possible.

🎩 her lips are really dry and cracked due to her constant chewing on her them. Kissing might be a little uncomfortable but she tries to make up for it by letting you kiss other parts of her. Even if you say you don’t mind, she insists that you deserve better than her blistered and bloodied lips—unless you’re into that.

🎩 very soft and flat body and very soft and flat breasts. She doesn’t usually like receiving much touch, but she will accept it occasionally. She doesn’t like to admit it but it feels nice knowing you want to feel her (and grope her breasts).

I’m a pervert sorry.

🎩 doesn’t leave situations she knows is bad. Things aren’t usually bad for her, but they might be for you or someone else. She knows how to flip something on its head and is not easy to manipulate by any means. She’ll certainly let you try though.

🎩 likes cheese, coffee and wine. Manor AU ahead, but she goes to the bar a lot and drinks with Antonio, Sangria, Richard, Joseph and Demi. She doesn’t choose to be with them specifically, but they’re always at the bar at the same time as her. She doesn’t really get drunk often, but when she does it’s not all that different. Also coffee keeps her from being 100% exhausted everyday—she has no clue it’s making her sleep even worse.

🎩 doesn’t sleep regularly but loves to watch you sleep. If you have insomnia or just can’t sleep then she has many remedies. None of them work on her anymore, but she’d love to experiment them on you if it means you get to rest.

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Zenyatta X omnic medic/mechanic reader

Warnings// not proof read, one single suggestive joke at the end, me being dumb and not knowing what medical malpractice is, potential medical malpractice???, very short, GN reader

🤖 110% biased towards you when it comes to your line of work. He swears that you are the best in your field, and he urges any omnic in need of repair to seek you out

🤖 He doesn’t get hurt too often, but when he does, he’s at your doorstep immediately. He is ready for whatever treatment you have in store

🤖 He doesn’t feel any type of way if you’re a human rather than an omnic. If anything, it makes him feel better that a human dedicates their life to helping omnics

🤖 If you’re an omnic, he might introduce you to Ramattra since he’s an engineer and you two could trade notes! If you’re a human however, zen might be a little hesitant to introduce you to ram just because he knows how,, intense ram can be. you two might not even be dating yet so that might influence that decision

🤖 Is it medical malpractice if you date an omnic you repaired?

🤖 It might be easier for Zen to bond with you compared to others, I mean you’re literally handling his body and you alone have the responsibility of making sure he doesn’t die or malfunction

🤖 When your life is in someone’s hands, you might want to get to know them. Especially with all his wires and systems out for you to see, that’s a very compromising position to be in with someone you don’t know

🤖 You know all the in and outs of his body. You also keep track of what’s been replaced and what still needs fixing. He usually follows instructions, so if you need to leave something temporarily broken then he follows whatever instructions you give him to keep it from worsening

🤖 Touch his wires, touch his fucking wires!/ref

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I FORGOT TO SPECIFY HEADCANONS BWAHAH Andrew kreiss x male reader he’s attached too headcanons

Attached!Andrew x M!reader

Warnings: no beta reader, codependent Andrew, some insecurity, mentions of meltdowns, not the healthiest relationship dynamic but it’s not toxic or even that bad at all

🪦 He’s not the best with boundaries so expect his to be so close that you could fuse

🪦 Of course he gets more reserved in public, but he’s still practically attached to your hip

🪦 You’re talking to someone? He’s part of the conversation too. You need to use the restroom? He’s right outside the door. You need to return to your room for sleep? He’s spending the night

🪦 You get the point

🪦 Andrew values his alone time, and he would take breaks from giving so much affection, but these breaks usually take up an entire day or two

🪦 If he’s leeched onto you 5 days of the week, then he’s completely detached for the other 2

🪦 That means so talking, no physical contact, not even close proximity

🪦 He’s a very all-or-nothing kind of guy

🪦 He can’t stand being in matches with you. He hates to be that guy that duo decides at the very beginning of the match, so he waits till 3 ciphers

🪦 Tries to rescue you as much as he can, even if it’s a guarantee that he fails. He physically cannot stop himself

🪦 There definitely had to be something done to keep you two out of matches together because of how bad his attachment effected both of your performances

🪦 Veryyy codependent. If you’re not around to help him with the things he usually has you do then he starts freaking out unless he’s on a social break. Then he just won’t do wha he needs done

🪦 “My S/O isn’t here? Guess I’ll just die” mentality

🪦 He isn’t possessive. I think at the beginning he’d be extremely insecure and anxious about you leaving him or your relationship just being a joke, but later on he’s much more secure

🪦 If you need a break, he understands. He’ll check up on you but other than that he’ll leave you alone

🪦 Freaks out really bad if he can’t find you anywhere. His mind always goes to the darkest places when he worries about you

🪦 There was a time where you had non stop back to back matches and he thought you were killed because you were no where to be found for the entire day and he had a huge meltdown

🪦 He apologizes for worrying so much, but he can’t help it

🪦 The day you both leave the manor is his the day his biggest nightmare comes true. He won’t be able to be with you constantly, you’ll both need to get jobs and will probably grow to hate eachother

🪦 He would rather die

🪦 Before I go, he really enjoys physical contact. Nothing like holding hands or hugs or stuff like that. He like being kissed and he likes pressing his body against yours

🪦 If you sleep with a sleep shirt, he likes to wear it with you so you’re both technically touching

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🪽• heh ... may i ask for childhood friends lifeweaver x fem! reader; who now works with animals as a wild life preserver, coming home after an accident at work!! yeeoiwcchhh !! weaver must fix her up !!!

Lifeweaver healing his childhood best friend

Warnings: no beta reader, one mean moment, lifeweaver is a warning himself, very short

🪷 every time he hears of something disastrous happening, it’s always you who seems to be behind it. It’s been this way for as long as he could remember really

🪷 he got a call from one of your colleagues explaining your latest disaster. When you get home, you’re immediately met with his disapproving yet concerned gaze

🪷 you try to convince Niran that you’re fine, but your limp tells him otherwise. After brewing some tea, he has you lean on his couch to take care of you

“So what was it this time?” Niran smiled as he wrapped your ankle, gazing up at you expecting a rather insane story. You sigh, “I tripped and fell in a very shallow marsh. The rocks didn’t seem to cushion my fall,” “no, it seems that they didn’t,” Niran giggled.

One last bandage and weaver dusted his hands and stood up. “Would you like for me to help you to bed?” “Yes please,” you beamed.

“Hmmm, too bad!”

🪷 weaver loves taking care of you, but sometimes it does get tiring. The most he can do is forbid you from going to work in person for awhile

🪷 he’s counting the days till you get mauled by a bear and dust it off calling it “just a scratch.” He commends your resilience, but he truly wants you to be more careful

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IDV x GN! reader who experiences minor hallucinations

Characters: Andrew Kreiss, Richard Sterling Ithaqua

Warnings: toxic relationship (Richard), mentally unwell characters, manipulative behavior (Richard), mentions of breaking down (Ithaqua), no beta reader

Written specifically for people with BPD but it’s vague enough for anyone with hallucinations caused by something else

Andrew Kreiss

🪦 He gets its, he really does

🪦 Whenever his mother passed he wouldn’t stop hearing her voice everywhere he went.

🪦 He saw her face in everyone to the point where a triple check wasn’t enough

🪦 When you see something out of the corner of your eye or you hear a voice that wasn’t truly there, he’s quick to reassure you

🪦 Andrew isn’t the best at comforting and might start praying if you’re feeling upset over your hallucinations

🪦 Whether that makes it better or worse for you is up to you and you can decide how to deal with it

🪦 If you’re uncomfortable with his praying or attempted comfort, he will visibly stop, but he can’t help himself from praying when you’re not around. He just wants you safe

🪦 He’ll try to relate to you

🪦 He wants you to know that you’re not alone and that he faces similar challenges

🪦 If you’re experiencing specific types of hallucinations based on trauma you experienced in the past, he’ll try his hardest to be there for you and to listen to your experiences

🪦 He tries not to pry, but he���s not an extremely patient person. He tries though

Richard Sterling

⚔️ “Oh hell yeah” - Richard probably

⚔️ He starts thinking of how he can use hallucinations to his advantage

⚔️ Of course he will help you and he will be kind and loving, but only so he can build you up before breaking you down

⚔️ As soon as you start hallucinating, he will do small things to make you feel worse or make the hallucinating stronger so that he seems like a greater hero when he helps you

⚔️ While your relationship develops, he starts developing some empathy for you and decides to truly help but for the wrong reasons

⚔️ He finds it disturbing once everything reaches a certain point. Were it anyone else, he’d find it humorous, but you are his lover and he can’t help but feel a little upset after your episodes

⚔️ Of course he doesn’t completely stop, but he tries to tone his manipulation down so that he can stop feeling so damn bad about himself

Ithaqua

🌪️ he doesn’t really care

🌪️ Not in a “I don’t care deal with it yourself” kind of way, but in a “I don’t care I still love you and it doesn’t change anything” kind of way

🌪️ He has his own problems that he prefers to deal with himself and expects the same out of you

🌪️ If you express your want for his support, then he’ll try, but don’t expect him to be very comfortable

🌪️ He wants you to be happy, but he’s been so mentally removed from everything that he finds it difficult to put any more effort into you than he puts into himself

🌪️ He’ll reassure you, but forget about any type of physical contact

🌪️ He’s had his fair share of hallucinations after his mother passed, but he never had someone to lean on so he assumes that it’ll be the same for you

🌪️ The only way he would realistically put more effort in is if he decides to work on himself or if he sees you breakdown.

🌪️ If you breakdown in front of him one of two things will happen. He will either leave out of fear that he’ll make things worse for you, or he’ll take it as a sign to step up

🌪️ It will be small at first, but he really is trying

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There needs to be more ineffable husbands x child/teen reader fics

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Hello, I was wondering what if Varre found a young girl called Evelyn Ghurab in the form of a girl and was forced to take care of her because of Mr. Mohg orders, but she was stubborn and naughty. What would his behavior be like? Can you make a story?

Hello! I’m sorry, but I’m not able to fulfill this request. I write for male/GN readers only. Not female readers or Original Characters. I’m so sorry I’m not able to fulfill this request.

Have an amazing holiday season!

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Thiollier x reader sleeping

In celebration of the new Elden Ring game announced last night (at the time of writing) I have decided to post here again.

Warnings: He/They Thiollier, neurodivergent Thiollier, no beta reader (we die like Godwyn), pretty much just fluff

🪻 Falling asleep was always came quickly to Thiollier, but now that there’s another in his bedroll, he suddenly can’t get any rest.

🪻 the first few times you two slept together, he would watch you to make sure you fell asleep first and that he wouldn’t be too vulnerable.

🪻 its not that they don’t trust you, but this is new territory. The only person they’ve ever shared a bed with was his parents when he was a child.

🪻 his entire nightly routine is long and tedious, and he was beyond happy when you offered to help him with his nightly rituals.

🪻 his routine mostly consists of checking his bag for anything he might’ve lost, getting rid of any nearby enemies to reduce noise, taking down their braids and wrapping the hair in a specific way to minimize skin-to-hair contact, and much more.

🪻 the fastest time it’s taken you two to knock out his routine is an entire hour, and you’ve not even gotten close to this record since. He doesn’t mind how long it takes since it ensures an adequate rest.

🪻 I’ve mentioned this in past posts, but Thiollier loves skin to skin contact. He doesn’t like traditional spooning, it makes him feel disconnected from you. His favorite way to rest is either being pressed against you face to face, or laying their head in your chest.

🪻 ever since the first (and only) time he heard St.Trina’s voice, he’s been pretty immune to sleep. This means he is an extremely light sleeper, hence the long routine.

🪻 I’ve mentioned this in a past post as-well, but he’s like a cat. If you move too much or disturb his rest, they will get up and go do something instead of sleeping and will be bitter until the next time he sleeps.

A/N: I’ve been really obsessing over Thiollier lately. Im writing a Thiollier/OC fic on Ao3 and just finished finals so that’s why I haven’t been posting. Hopefully I start posting more soon!

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imagine your f/o... watching skibidi toilet with you 🥺💖

divider by @/mewryn!! no dni, i block freely for comfort.

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If your Varré x Tarnished works ain't just this what are you even doin

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Ansbach x reader Headcanons

Warnings: GN!reader, can be read as platonic, not proof read, Varré mentioned, spoilers, short

Righteous Tarnished. Become our new lord. A lord not for gods, but for men.

🩸 this old man is much better with a partner who’s a little younger or not as intelligent as him. This is only because he likes to explain everything.

🩸 every time you have a question, it fills him with pride when you decide to ask him. He’s not like Gideon, he doesn’t know every little thing, but he is still very smart and enjoys helping you come to conclusions.

🩸 don’t let Varré (or any other pure blood knights) give you a bad impression on Ansbach. Just because he is part of the dynasty, that doesn’t mean he’s a freak like the rest of the members.

🩸 the dynasty was very different before miquella, and so Ansbach is not necessarily aligned with the behavior of individuals like Varré.

🩸 long talks are always nice with Ansbach. He gives a lot of input on various topics you might decide to discuss with him. He knows a lot from being on the earth for so long, and he is happy to share it with you.

�� if you’re not talkative, he appreciates silence as well. He also offers to tell stories while you just listen.

🩸physical affection is not a need if you don’t want it. He has had partners who’ve never allowed him to touch them, and he’s had partners that couldn’t get off of him. No matter what your preference is, he is happy to accommodate for you.

🩸 for him personally, he likes small touches. He doesn’t hold onto you, but he does rest his hand(s) on you. His favorite place yo rest his hand is between your shoulder blades.

🩸 he can cook really well. He makes the best stew you could ever imagine. Everything he cooks tastes like it came from the heart, and he loves to share his process with you.

🩸 he’s best in a domestic setting, but that is almost impossible to obtain during the events of the game.

🩸 diverging from canon for a bit, but if someone becomes Elden Lord and Ansbach is still alive, you two could have a quaint life somewhere in leyndell (they have nice views there).

🩸 he’s very good with and loves animals, so he would immediately fold if you wanted any type of pet. You could bring a giant mud crab and he would say yes.

🩸 different canes for different occasions. He’s old, please remember.

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Andrew Kreiss x Reader general HCs

written with male reader in mind

Warnings: he/they for Andrew, mental illness, meltdowns, mention of violent behavior/force (there will be a cut before the section including these mentions), lightly implied neurodivergent Andrew, no beta reader (we die like men)

🪦 Andrew has never felt 100% attached to the identity that everyone else assigned to him. Everyone at the manor avoided him, not including his small circle of people that checked up on them occasionally.

🪦 when you had came along to the manor, you were immediately drawn to him. You couldn’t put your finger on it, but it was just something about them that captivated you. You speculate that maybe you see a bit of yourself in him.

🪦 Andrew tries to force himself into social situations with you at first. He’s not shy by any means, but he’s definitely not kind. The main reason why he keeps himself removed from everyone else is because he doesn’t want to offend anyone.

🪦 it is extremely easy to be Andrew’s friend. They value loyalty and honesty more than anything, but there’s no other requirements. Unless you’re super disrespectful and gossip a lot. Obviously, it’s a no for him.

🪦 the best dynamic I think you could ever have with Andrew is one that leans more on the platonic edge. He enjoys playful banter, but he’s not good at conveying any other emotion that isn’t disdain. If you two could go the rest of your lives pretending that you both hate eachother, he’d consider that a valuable relationship.

🪦 he acts drastically different based on his status. If he’s sick, he has no shame or embarrassment. He is much more blunt when it comes to his needs, but he isn’t as snappy like he usually is,

🪦 tired-drew is very similar. He’s much more physically affectionate, but he has a very sour way of speaking to you. If you were anyone else, your feelings might be hurt, but you simply just get sour right back at him.

🪦 there’s never really a time where he is “jubilant”, especially when you’re early on in your relationship. The only time you can get close is when you smother him. They will allow you to do such things to them, but you will need to be able to get your hands on him first.

🪦 Physical touch is good when he’s receiving, but do not ever expect for him to give you physical affection. He would much rather give you things and spend time with you then have to hold you.

🪦 he is extremely insecure, you need to remember this. As much as he prefers the platonic aspects of your relationship, he still needs to know that you do in fact love him and that you’re not just lonely.

🪦 he asks you a lot of questions, and he will remember all of your responses. He wonders a lot if he was just your only option, so the questions will be exactly like those stupid questions that people will ask their significant others.

“If I switched brains with ______ and you had to choose between me in their body or them in my body, who would you choose?”

“You in their body.”

“So you think they’re more attractive?”

Under cut: potentially triggering topics such as mental illness, mental breakdowns, meltdowns, and potential violent behavior (lashing out at a partner for crossing boundaries)

🪦 there are a lot of things you need to deal with that aren’t exactly positive, aside from the insecurity. Mental breakdowns and Anxious meltdowns are frequent, and they will need their space for awhile.

🪦 people who experience these can one hundred percent get violent. It does not matter how much Andrew loves you or how much you love him, do not be the person that kisses someone while they’re in mental distress. You both will end up getting hurt.

🪦 Andrew will not be afraid to use force against you if you get to close to him or touch him in any way while he is in these states, and he will not feel sorry. He might feel guilty, but unless he actually gets aggressive or violent, he finds no need to apologize.

🪦 in a lot of his meltdowns or really any time he isn’t doing good mentally, he does get the encouragement from his mind to just leave you, and he will at that moment. You can try to use logic with him, but it will not work. All you need to do is wait for this to pass and be there for him when he comes back to you (it takes him about a day or two, nothing crazy).

🪦 he cannot be with someone that isn’t patient. He is a patient person when it comes to people with similar needs or issues as him. If you are someone who experiences any type of stress or mental breakdowns similar to him, he is extremely patient.

🪦 this man does not have much self respect, but if they do notice that you two will do nothing but hurt eachother, he will walk out. You two can stay friends maybe, depending on the situation, but he will not stay with someone who will do nothing but hurt him or vice versa.

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I just read the Antonio found family fic and him being a wine mom is quite real!!! Found family Antonio with reader who is quite literally in love with the beach. Like they know how to surf and everything. For some reason they smell like the salt water and the beach when there’s no beach in the manor??

Found family! Antonio x GN! reader who loves the beach

Warnings: there is no beach (unless you count lakeside village), short, alcohol, Antonio can’t swim, even if he could he still couldn’t since he’s a corpse, was this proof read? We’ll never know.

🐚 Antonio has never been to a beach. Since his youth, he’s been too absorbed with his studies of the violin to even consider going to the beach. This also means he cannot swim.

🐚 with this being said, he cannot swim with you if you ever decide to take a trip to lakeside village. He will be there with you of course, but from the safety of the dry land.

🐚 you smelling constantly like salt water is a bit of a problem. He himself already has a very strong odor of wine, sweat and shame, so when you’re near him, all the other inhabitants of the manor stay far away from the both of you.

🐚 you knowing how to surf was impressive to the others at first, but considering there’s no real beach to surf, you rely on repeating that fact too the point where some people don’t know if you’re playing around or not.

🐚 that being said, Antonio knows that you do indeed know how to surf, but he will pick on you about it and pretend that you’re not being truthful.

🐚 he lives to rile you up, but since this is something you’re truly passionate about, he will lay off if you express that you don’t appreciate his antics.

🐚 if only you two had met when he was human. Maybe you could have shown him what the beach was all about. Unfortunately for him, he died before he could ever see one truly in person. He appreciates the photos of the seaside that you share with him though.

A/N: I am so sorry that I took so long but it’s so short. I have this really deep hatred/phobia for the beach, so I had to consult beach professionals (my oomfs) to help me💔 I hope you still enjoyed this regardless!