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ah yes, the two genders:
man and bath
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idk has someone done this yet
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hey atheists
if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?
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forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me
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ill be there for you always
and always be for you
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Everyone Right Now
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UHHH
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doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR
GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS
THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO
HOPEFULLY
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reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark
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they want you to make fried rice
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do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first
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STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗
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That’s why I bring my anti head-that-attacks-as-the-toilet-flushes BAT with me to the bathroom all the time 😎😎
this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall
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this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall
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