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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

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Yay, unsolicited advice time! Or, not really advice, more like miscellaneous tips and tricks, because if there's one thing eight years of martial arts has equipped me to write, it's fight scenes.

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Fun things to add to a fight scene (hand to hand edition)

It's not uncommon for two people to kick at the same time and smack their shins together, or for one person to block a kick with their shin. This is called a shin lock and it HURTS like a BITCH. You can be limping for the rest of the fight if you do it hard enough.

If your character is mean and short, they can block kicks with the tip of their elbow, which hurts the other guy a lot more and them a lot less

Headbutts are a quick way to give yourself a concussion

If a character has had many concussions, they will be easier to knock out. This is called glass jaw.

Bad places to get hit that aren't the groin: solar plexus, liver, back of the head, side of the thigh (a lot of leg kicks aim for this because if it connects, your opponent will be limping)

Give your character a fighting style. It helps establish their personality and physicality. Are they a grappler? Do they prefer kicks or fighting up close? How well trained are they?

Your scalp bleeds a lot and this can get in your eyes, blinding you

If you get hit in the nose, your eyes water

Adrenaline's a hell of a drug. Most of the time, you're not going to know how badly you've been hurt until after the fact

Even with good technique, it's really easy to break toes and fingers

Blocking hurts, dodging doesn't

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Just thought these might be useful! If you want a more comprehensive guide or a weapons edition, feel free to ask. If you want, write how your characters fight in the comments!

Have a bitchin day <3

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hey i forgot i could post here anyway saw and danganronpa crossover

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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

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sometimes being part of the dr fandom means sitting your ass down when ppl start talking bad abt a character’s actions knowing damn well you’d do exactly what they did or even worse if you were in the same situation

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how funny would it be if he was like, totally wrong about this. like he straight up drinks a bottle of poison in court and collapses like 5 minutes later. i think that would be hilarious.

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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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been getting really into blts lately

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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god sorry the idea that there are 52 seasons of danganronpa before danganronpa v3 is always so funny to me like i know i talk about it so often but it just. they must be running out of ideas so badly. there is not a single original motive anymore. the writers room is filled with a hundred unpaid interns with their heads in their hands. in season 47 a guy got killed over a bruno mars top 20 hits cd

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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If your oc was a canon character what bad takes/gross mischaracterizations would the fandom come up with for them

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation