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types of syncope
#still thinking about whatever the fuck happened yesterday. best i got is that my posture was so bad it restricted blood flow#youre telling me sitting like a shrimp has repercussions? big if true. not gonna stop doing it tho
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hypotension
#man i had something really weird happen to me today and i think it was my blood pressure dropping too fast??#was watching a medical mysteries video and started getting lightheaded and thought 'ok i must be too squeamish for this' so i stopped#but it got worse until i was like fully swooning and my whole body was sweating a lot so i went to flop down on my bed#and then i couldnt remember what time or day it was? that i would be lying on my bed? but i just kept lying there#eventually the dizziness receded and i was able to cool down but like what the fuck? was that?? thats never happened before#i took my blood pressure and it was a normal range which is weird bc usually its elevated so i thought that might be the cause. why tho#did seeing a polycystic kidney really make me almost faint. it just seems unlikely. that was so scary tho wtf!!!
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petroleum jelly
#one day of vaseline did more for my lip eczema than a week of chapstick. i guess they really didnt like those additives#on second thought it might also have been because i washed my water bottle. well who can really say
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sugar cookies
#sugar cookies are great for when you want something simple with a uniform flavor#however. i think they forgot to put the sugar in the batch that i bought? these dont taste like anything man#my family ribs me for how bland i like my food but theres a difference between bland and completely flavorless#well thats my dessert for the week so im stuck with them. disappointing
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garlic butter
#last time i made shrimp scampi i was like 'hey so what IS scampi anyway' and best i could find its the garlic butter and the crustaceans#did you know instead of garlic butter you can use garlic + butter. waow. last times scampi was traumatic for me actually#they didnt have the 1lb bags of shrimp at the store so i had to get a 2lb bag so i thought i might as well double the recipe#put everything in the pressure cooker and waited like 30 mins for it to come to pressure when suddenly i hear beeping#but it wasnt the pressure beep it was the burnt food beep. it fucking burned my scampi....#by that point it had fully cooked so it was fine and the pasta is always burnt anyway but man. do not put too much food in there i guess
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minesweeper
#two laptops ago i was really into getting my win ratio up in minesweeper. i think i had around 25%. not because the game itself is hard#its bc i play expert level and it almost always ends up with a corner where it could be in either square and you just have to guess#kind of bad game design? maybe versions that arent windows games handle generation differently#i downloaded a win7 game suite so i could play minesweeper in win10. and also mahjong#mahjong i would play each board in order and if i ran out of matches would undo moves until i could get a full clear#maybe seeing the 100% win ratio in mahjong soothed the ache from the minesweeper ratio
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cicada noises
#the cicadas have been real active the past week or so. i probably hear them bc theres a tree right by my bedroom#these bugs be horny. hey anyone else think that every anime uses the exact same cicada sound effect
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lip eczema
#so my lips were chapped but i couldnt remember where i packed the lip balm when i moved out so they were just like that for a few days#then i finally found the lip balm and started using it and that seems to have made it worse??#now my lips are peeling and cracking and even the skin around them is flaky. what the hell man its literally unscented chapstick#its been over a week i guess i need to try something different. why is my body betraying me like this. youth is wasted on the young
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overhead projectors
#trying to remember if these stopped being used when i was in high school or middle school. cant recall details that far back#i actually disliked writing on these bc it felt like i was being blinded. maybe thats what happens if youre shorter than the projector
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fabric weaves
#man textiles are so cool. i dont know anything about them i just like looking at pictures. i should get back into crochet#so far i think ive learned the basic stitch and nothing else. and also my tension sucked. maybe one day there will be a blanket#i like looking at yarn selections in craft stores. sorting by color is very visually pleasing. i like touching all the yarns too
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feline tooth resorption
#well guess who needs to get two teeth pulled (it is my cat). she truly is a medical marvel#chronic constipation. anal gland ruptures. occasional vomiting not from hairballs. chin acne. she truly has it all#in comparison my other cat only has recurring conjunctivitis and dandruff. get it together girl
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light sensitivity
#sometimes when i turn on the bathroom lights before bedtime it hurts my eyes for a second. whats up with that#are the lights really that powerful or are my eyes just fucked up. maybe bc by that point ive been staring at a computer screen for hours#by all accounts i should be able to tolerate bright light better bc i have dark eyes. whatever man
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whipped cream
#anyone else think spray can whipped cream has a weird texture? its like. too airy. i cant taste anything#well this is coming from me who hates milk froth and foamy drinks so maybe im the problem here. i only eat cool whip#which isnt even cream?? they cant call it whipped cream bc theres not enough dairy. its 'whipped topping'. wow. it tastes good tho#remembering that one time at my relatives house where they only had whipping cream and they couldnt get it to whip#so it was just a slightly viscous liquid. disgusting. cool whip may not be cream but at least its whip
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wind chimes
#for how much i complain about noise you might assume i dislike wind chimes. this is false. i think theyre nice#you see there are bad noises and good noises. bad noises: dogs barking. yard equipment. people talking. fireworks#good noises: heavy rain. the ac running. wind chimes. my cat who starts purring when i touch her. ok? are you taking notes?
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bumper cars
#bumper cars arent nearly as fun as theyre made out to be. theyre slow as hell and unresponsive to control#and like yeah you dont want them to be able to do real damage bc that would be Bad. but theres just not much else going on#oh wait i also disliked them bc theres always some fuckass teen taking it too seriously. like stop running into me im 8
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tissue paper
#have you considered how tissue paper is more structurally unsound than a regular tissue. feel like they shouldve called it something else#like ok both paper and tissues can be ripped pretty easily but you can actually use them for their intended purpose#tissue paper is just there for decoration. useless. sorry about your situation tissue paper
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sweet and sour sauce
#eating orange chicken rn. orange chicken sauce is probably similar to sweet and sour sauce right. maybe more sweet than sour#and sns sauce is like duck sauce. except the duck sauce my parents used to buy had Things in it so i didnt want to use it#Things as in like idk little bits of flavoring or whatever. preserves? anyway i dont trust little bits of things unless i know what they are
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