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INHABITANTS OF THE CROSSROADS in HADES II

The Crossroads: that haven hidden 'twixt the surface and the Underworld conceals those still loyal to Lord Hardes, rightful ruler of the dead

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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April's frogs day or whatever is called.

I've done these designs for this month's sticker club, which one is your favorite?

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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Bothering the beast

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“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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is that simple task bothering you queen

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this awesome gif i find

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its a what???

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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Commission of JC for Emily.

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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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ribit-ribit