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capi and bina

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something possesed me 🫡

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(looks at coat details) not drawing all that

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a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

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Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.

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he sure is the guy ever

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aa x gi au

prosector diluc and his two weird girl assistants

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this wips for u zhlc

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saw this meme going around hoyolab so i wanted to do it too!

and empty template, not sure who the og is but got it off from @/pun_rii on twitter (but if u know the og lmk so i can credit them)

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Unreconciled Bananas ✨🍌

Here’s my full piece for @/MinionImpact zine on Twitter! Super fun zine to be a part of!

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https://genshinnpc.itch.io/minion-impact

If you like minions and genshin impact, how about checking out this Minion Impact zine I got to be a part of! It’s funny and free and everyone did an amazing job on it 💛🍌

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zhlc my scrunkies..

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“draw what makes you happy” well sir i hope you’re ready for 10+ posts in a row of the same two characters and the same two characters only

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hes just like me fr..

2.6 leaks below

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this been on my mind since thoma was released so i hope thats how it played out

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mr 50/50

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modernish zhongluc au or smth idk i still think they can be funny