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toomuchdickfort · 47 seconds
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toomuchdickfort · 10 minutes
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OK YELLS I FORGOR THERES A EPILOGUE PRTY NOW EHE
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toomuchdickfort · 12 minutes
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EHE NOW I GET TO SEE THE ASTARION POST BRAIN SCENE WITHOUT IT GLITCHED TO HELL
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toomuchdickfort · 18 minutes
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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toomuchdickfort · 27 minutes
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OH WAIT THE SPOOKY VEINS ARE GONE THATS WHY TEVS FACE LOOKS SOFTER AGAIN
That’s such a fun detail :3
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toomuchdickfort · 33 minutes
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9desw8ghb2wq3
^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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toomuchdickfort · 36 minutes
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First run where I attempt to use barrelmanxy, and it’s forgetting my explosives until I reach a fight that sucked the first run, and then I’m emptying out my inventory to bring out as much of my hoard as possible straight before going ‘oh shit I didn’t expect that to work’
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toomuchdickfort · 3 hours
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conjuring the Great Worm
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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toomuchdickfort · 3 hours
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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toomuchdickfort · 4 hours
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that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
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toomuchdickfort · 4 hours
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why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,
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toomuchdickfort · 5 hours
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idk i think what is interesting about astarion to me is the fact that you have a guy who started out an asshole (normal type) and then spent two hundred years in a very carefully and specifically crafted (by the writers of the game) Become A Terrible Person Or Die nexus. like it wasn’t just a Torment Nexus, he wasn’t just in hell, i feel like this is very important not to forget, he was in hell but it was specifically a hell designed to, over time, kill the empathy of anyone trapped in it, kill their brain’s ability to prioritize other peoples’ survival, to numb one’s conscience.
and then he gets yanked directly out of that nexus and despite that the fact that he spent, again, two hundred years in a situation that was sort of a rock tumbler for the human soul, there’s still a pebble left in there. and it’s a pebble that can be grown if placed in the right environment and provided with a support network.
so i think it becomes interesting because it really does i think force you to start thinking about the limits of free will even on as basic a level as the human personality. i think the fact that he becomes such a different character based on player choice, that his end morality is so hugely dependent on player choice, is uhhh. a big part of what the devs were going for probably.
it makes a lot of people really uncomfortable to acknowledge some bad people would be good people if literally nothing changed except they had a good support network and different circumstances. especially because it means the opposite is also true. which is even more uncomfortable.
you know that part in the beginning of fellowship of the ring where gandalf is talking about how gollum is ultimately only like that because of the ring and gandalf thinks his story is sad? astarion is kinda like if they sexualized gollum.
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toomuchdickfort · 5 hours
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now this is what magic the gathering is all about
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