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Mother’s Day 2024 is on 12th May, less than a month to go!

Get ahead of the nagging this year and sort your cards out today. 

We have a wide range of disarmingly adorable and alarmingly inappropriate vintage and retro style Mother’s day cards in store. 

Perfect gifts for long suffering moms - all cards are left blank inside for your own message / apology. 

Shop the whole collection here, individual links below: 

YOU CAN STOP NAGGING NOW

SORRY ABOUT ALL THE STRETCH MARKS

WE ARE EVEN

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY BS

AIN’T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF

THE BEST I’VE GOT

HAPPY YOU GAVE BIRTH DAY

DAY DRUNK

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F*CK IT LET’S BRING BACK NIXON. 

It really couldn’t be any worse.

Go ironic this election season with our collection of vintage presidential campaign shirts.

Whichever old white monster you want to throw your weight behind, we have you covered. 

Great gifts for political pals.

Shop the whole range here, individual links below: 

RICHARD NIXON

WE WANT FDR AGAIN

ALL THE WAY WITH LBJ

JIMMY CARTER

REAGAN / BUSH

I LIKE IKE

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Ekaterina

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This works so well.

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14 years, 3 words, 1 message - FUCK THE TORIES. 

Spread the word ahead of the election with our furiously funny anti-tory political protest stickers. 

Grab one online here.

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Send some shade this Mother’s day (12th May) with our range of disarmingly kitsch, vintage greetings cards.

Adorable retro art and modern, sarcastic slogans. 

Great gifts for long suffering moms. 

Shop the whole range here, individual links below:

THE REASON YOU DRINK

STRETCH MARKS

I MISS THE DRUGS

THE BEST I’VE GOT

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Turn any whorehouse into a whore HOME with our funny, hunny range of “inspirational” quote throw pillows and home decor items. 

Great housewarming gifts for motivational huns or Mother’s day presents for inspirational mums. 

Available to buy online now, shop the full range here, individual links below:

LIVE LAUGH LOATHE

EAT A BAG OF DICKS

A WHORE HOME

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A newspaper in the 1960's predicting what The Beatles would be like in the future. Nailed it.

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NICE WEATHER FOR CUNTS

New shirt in store, grab one here.

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BE THE LIGHT YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD

New sticker in store, grab one here.

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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOT GIRLS!

Join the fight today with our raunchy, retro and righteous new shirts. 

Available to buy online here.

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