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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Maxx: What's something you could say that'll always start a fight?
Kyle, walking up to Nova: Hey, wanna start a fight?
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Tarot Reader: Now I will show you your fortune.
Jess: Cool, I guess.
Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have this many death cards.
Jess: Figures.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Cori: There's only one race, the Human Race.
Ella: [Slaps Cori] What about NASCAR?
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Axel: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend .
Axel: Asha is still kind of mad about it, but Skip and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Cora: Look! Look! I made a marshmallow you, Nova. See? Their arms are crossed cause they’re mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying them. Do you like it?
Nova: [choked up] It’s okay.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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I’m a good person; I don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual.
Rory
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Nico: [Complaining about how Nova's being a dick]
Nova: This is so sad, Cora play Despacito.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Donn: Are you nervous?
Reed: Y-Yea...
Donn: Is this your first time?
Reed: No, I've been nervous before.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Donn said he was really looking forward to a romantic evening and I panicked and yelled ‘LOL.’
Reed
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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King: I like your jeans.
Brad: Thanks! They were 50% off.
King: I’d like them 100% off.
Brad: The store can’t just give out free stuff.
King: That’s not what i-
Brad: That’s a terrible way to run a business, King.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Nico: I like you.
Kyle: Can you excuse me for a moment?
Kyle: [goes to the next room]
Kyle: [screams] FUCK YEAH!!!
Nico: ...
Kyle: [returns] Cool, that's cool.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Cora: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Emil: Wow, my childhood innocence.
Nova: My sense of purpose! I haven't seen it in years.
Nico: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kyle: Mental stability, my old friend!
Cora: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Kyle: Fuck you
Nova: Is that an insult or a to do list?
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Asha: C'mon, I wasn't even that drunk.
Ivia: You were flirting with Axel.
Asha: And? He's my boyfriend.
Skip: You asked if he was single.
Asha: ...
Axel: And you cried when I said I no.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Asha: One time I had a crush on a guy at my school and I didn’t know how to deal with it, so I sent him a note saying ‘get out of my school’
Ivia:
Skip:
Axel: That was you?!
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Beth: Wait so, Zuko kissed you and you said "thank you"?
Lola: Yes.
Beth: Well, that was very polite.
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totallymscaquotes · 6 years
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Jess: I'm just not a lesbian, Rory. I'm just not.
Rory:
Jess: And don't worry, it's not you. It's just not who I am.
Rory: Uh huh.
Jess: I'm just not about the ladies, you know? I'm hetero. Totally hetero.
Jess:
Jess: I'm hetero, right?
Rory: Are you trying to convince me?
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