trans-der-vampire
trans-der-vampire
My Brain is a Clown Car
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He/it. 29. You can call me Mojito. There is no theme. Welcome to Hyperfixation Hell.
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trans-der-vampire · 19 hours ago
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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi
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trans-der-vampire · 1 day ago
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gender is a performance and i am CAMP and a CULT CLASSIC and i have 29% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
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trans-der-vampire · 1 day ago
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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.
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trans-der-vampire · 1 day ago
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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
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trans-der-vampire · 1 day ago
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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/
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trans-der-vampire · 2 days ago
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Ok, we know who has the biggest dick. Now who has the deepest pussy?
Malcador. The Emperor referred to it as his “backup webway project”. The Custodians did not care for this
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trans-der-vampire · 2 days ago
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A new round of promotional photos from the International Tour in Europe.
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Marco Venturini as Admetus, Daniel Timoney as Alonzo, Nathan Taylor as Asparagus/Bustopher Jones/Gus, Theo Reece as Bill Bailey, Olivia Barnett-Legh as Bombalurina, Fin Adams as Carbucketty, Emily Layden-Fritz as Cassandra, Bailey Johnson as Coricopat, Alice Oberg as Demeter, Daisy Boyles as Jellylorum, Gabrielle Parker as Jemima, Hazel Baldwin as Jennyanydots, Samuel Bateson as Mistoffelees, Marcus May as Mungojerrie, Russell Dickson as Munkustrap, Michael Robert-Lowe as Old Deuteronomy, Lauren Bronwyn-Wood as Rumpleteazer, Shem Omari James as Rum Tum Tugger, Gavin Eden as Skimbleshanks, Jessie-Jae Davis as Tantomile, and Isabel Moore as Victoria.
With Jamie Armour, Nikki Biddington, Grace Chan, Liam Dean, Quinlan Kelly, Ben Walsh, and Carrie Willis as Swing Cats.
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trans-der-vampire · 3 days ago
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btw the amount of Gazans who have been killed while standing in line waiting for fucking food and water (875 civilians) has surpassed the Israeli civilian death toll of Oct. 7 (736 civilians)
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trans-der-vampire · 3 days ago
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if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that
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trans-der-vampire · 3 days ago
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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.
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trans-der-vampire · 3 days ago
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trans-der-vampire · 3 days ago
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some blogs i follow for fan content but others i am 100% just there for the person so when theyre like oh sorry for turning into a so-and-so blog im like. i would watch you liveblog the phonebook.
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full thread
how to disarm Boston Dynamics drone dog
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trans-der-vampire · 4 days ago
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trans-der-vampire · 4 days ago
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I don't know why this is happening to me and my family why are we going through this pain and cruelty why do we have to starve why do we have to leave our homes fear and confinement why do we all have to suffer all my rights have been taken away from me I have forgotten my beautiful days that I lived before I am talking about myself from the intensity of oppression and injustice that I am living I come here to ask you for help despite myself because I do not have another choice while everyone lives in luxury or even just a normal life I am not living death is better for me in Gaza even when I say this no one pays attention they read a lot and ignore Oh man don't ignore please I really did not want this miserable life I wanted a life full of hope not begging to ask for help from strangers on the internet like this okay I really need to say this I need money and I need help from you please don't just share and don't just read please donate to me and my family
Feel free to donate guys we have been verified by gazavetters and i am number 4 there
Please donate to me here.
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trans-der-vampire · 4 days ago
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i love you trans women and transfems and especially to transfems whose gender isn't strictly woman but don't want to give people the avenue to degender you completely i love you forever and you deserve so much better
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trans-der-vampire · 4 days ago
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I do not AI WRITE, I do not AI DRAW, I do not listen to AI MUSIC and if it isn’t created by someone IT IS NOT ART.
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