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Do I know you？🙎🦁️

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god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

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why are straight white guys so obsessed with world war 2

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😳 “b-b-boobs ??!!??” ( that one game skin where geralt wears the pants or maybe it was a mod idek )

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I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then COVID hit, and all our meetings were online. I’d still make jokes, but no one would laugh…

Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn’t find me remotely funny.

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thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

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[ krbk month, day 17: r e t r o f u t u r e ]

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💋

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[ krbk month, day 14: dragons ]

fireheart

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Ball pit but it's just these

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my 12 year old brother is carrying the lgbt community on his back

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“x lives in my head rent free” yah everything lives in my head rent free because i’m not some little landlord bitch

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i hear this song all day (my fav song in the entire awesome mix. volume 1) and i think of denial Kageyama. i blame yellowshootingstars for the urge to draw kagehina

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

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Birthmarks

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The ✨range✨ of this man…

A small expression board (?) I did of Andrew a few days ago, more as a joke than anything else, but I still don’t really have a lot to post right now so I thought I might as well share it..

Still working on getting my hand back in working order. It’s much better now, but it still hurts a lot when I use it more than 30min in a row lmao