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greta thunberg is the kind of badass i aspire to be someday
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i think we should treat christmas the way we treat mornings. instead of saying merry christmas we should just say christmas, like how we just say morning instead of good morning.
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Enid: merry christmas! i got you a present!
Wednesday: i don’t celebrate christmas.
Enid: oh i know, i just wanted an excuse to get you a present
Wednesday: *blushing* i appreciate the sentiment so i’ll accept the present anyway, but you could’ve at least used a less colourful wrapping paper. why did you think i’d like pink and red?
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currently thinking about how at my high school last year down kid went around and taped a bunch of pictures of the squid game guy on walls and railings…
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[after they first met]
Charlie, staring at Nick for whole five minutes: Yeah, he is kinda cute.
Tao: *glares*
Charlie: it’s a joke
[at their wedding]
Tao, giving his best man speech: And then he told me it was a joke.
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*talking about ben*
Charlie: This seems like an awful lot of effort just to deal with one person…
Nick: Yes, it is. Unfortunately, given what we know he’s capable of, this still might not end up being enough.
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Wednesday: wait, what are your pronouns?
Xavier: …what?
Wednesday: if i’m going to kidnap you, i need to know your pronouns
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instead of constantly explaining being trans to everyone i should just start telling people that i’m a cis guy born with a y chromosome deficiency
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Enid: i’m superstitious, not stupid
Wednesday: you can be both, you know
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Enid: is it just me or-
Wednesday: yes.
Enid: …what?
Wednesday: it’s just you.
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the idea that explaining homosexuality to kids will confuse them makes no sense to me.
when i was in elementary school (like around age 7ish) i went to a classmates house for a birthday party and they had two moms but literally none of us gave a shit. like “oh, you have two moms instead of a mom and a dad? cool. can we have cake now?”
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black cat x golden retriever duo 🤝
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been here since stuck in the middle ✌️
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