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has my home state's team ever been normal? first randy johnson and the bird incident and now this. goddamn

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

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if anyone likes sebaciel ……. enjoy hell 😘

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"where did the 15th Doctor GO when he broke the fairy circle!!!1!" he was LITERALLY in barbieland fighting for men's rights. that took precedence over ruby's nuclear war mommy issues thing. sorry.

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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hey y'all! 💙

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i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

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HOW MANY CHICKENS, NEIL?

hi niel. i have a very important question:

if you were being attacked by an infinite number of chickens, how many do you think you could kill before the chickens overcame you?

Couldn't I just climb a tree? Or get in a car and drive away? I bet I could finish out my lifetime before the chickens caught up with me.

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love how trevor is just yeah my friends left me to die and threw my body in a lake but it’s fine :) like buddy i think you should address this a little bit more maybe

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Headcanons for pre death Trevor?

Yeah!! Of course I do!

*Pre-Death Trevor*

Does not have a business degree. He actually doubled-majored in cultural studies and math. Got the job at Wall Street through one of his college buddies that actually majored in business.

Due to his heart condition, he was actually permitted to have a service dog with him at work! Her name was Sadie and she was a golden retriever.

A pretty ok cook. He couldn't make anything complicated, but he did know enough to get by. Loves to make different types of eggs for breakfast before work.

He has a small bi flag in his apartment. He keeps it on his bedside table beside a picture of his family. His bed also has plaid sheets and matching pillow cases.

Can't actually flirt to save his life. While a hopeless romantic, he just crumples on the floor after receiving one compliment. His current attempts at "flirting" are mainly based off of comments he heard his coworkers say.

100% done cliche guy things after socially transitioning. Tried to get into football so he could be "one of the guys" and ended up ironically getting into it. Still doesn't completely understand it, but has enough knowledge to keep track of scores.

Sorry it took a while for this one!

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Jerry, George, and Elaine all try to abandon Twitter with humiliating results. Jerry is "KUNG POW PENIS'd" off Tumblr within 20 minutes; George discovers that beautiful women are not in fact DM'ing him on Snapchat the hard way; and Elaine has her TikTok account banned after saying "Fuck" on camera.

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Howdy y'all!! Wanna play?? 🤠

Take this quiz!

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Show me who y'all are!

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As always, if you'd like to join my taglist, please go to my pinned post! 💕

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Last night I had dinner and talked and signed books for a room filled with children's librarians from all of the schools in this New York county. I was thrilled to be there, because I knew how important these people were, that for the kids in their schools they are the people who open the gates to knowledge, to adventure, to escape, and into other minds and worlds. And they do it, as most librarians have to do it, on a shoestring budget.

New York City has a proud, an iconic history of libraries, librarians, and of caring for the minds of the people in the largest city in the world. An investment in a library is an investment in the future. Cutting libraries, cutting librarians, leads to the same place that those who would ban books and ideas would like to take us: to a wasteland of AI book summaries, to a place where knowledge is not valued, where truth is a casualty, where the imagination is stifled and crushed.

I hope the NYCMayor and the NYCCouncil can be persuaded to invest in the future and to protect and build on and invest in our libraries. They matter.  #NoCutsToLibraries.

You can find more about this and more images to share at https://investinlibraries.org/dayofaction)

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EVAN "BUCK" BUCKLEY

9-1-1 | 5.11 "Outside Looking In"

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Personally blaming Trevor Lefkowitz for the current shortage of ADHD meds in the US.

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@neil-gaiman 's blog is the only blog on this hellsite that radiates any sense of peace and warmth

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.