trickstertriangle
trickstertriangle
What brings you to my, um... house?
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Bill Cipher AU Rp Blog(May as well be a different character with the way his autism presents though! Different brain, and all that. "Reboot" with the same username as the original. Original still exists.)
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trickstertriangle 19 hours ago
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[He flinches at the yelling.] er- yeah. that's him! my best friend! ... aside from FORCING ME TO SEE A DOCTOR! ... oops- i yelled, that time... haha... my bad...
... maybe you can try to get them to watch you cook? that could settle any issues. or you can ask them if they've been. if they say they haven't, then... give them the chance they've been missing! to eat.
yes! i'm a big fan of food! one of my favorite things about earth is the fooood... the ingredients and recipes from the plants, animals, and other things here... so, of course i'd love to try yours! a recipe trade sounds lovely! um, i'm allergic to unicorns- especially the hair, but all of them is bad for me.
"YELLOW!!!"
@milokitpines
meep-!!! ... oh, hello there! ... whaaat are you doing here? who are you? are you another kid from town here to gawk? ... because if you are, i hope you brought the toll! ... the chocolate toll. i demand two chocolate bars per kid, or nobody gets to see! ... ah, but if you aren't one of them, then... no toll. today. but if i see you again i want chocolate!!!
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trickstertriangle 20 hours ago
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[He blinks, a bit startled.]
... you yell a lot. um, i like making snacks, mostly, but i also do meals, and- ... just, all food, really. especially my favorites... and my friend's favorites! he loooves jelly beans, so i'm hoping to come up with a recipe for some...
... ... ... maybe they're trying to get out of eating with you on purpose...? ... but kidnapping is no solution. but... i'd love to try yours, actually! have you got any recipes? oh, or i could teach you some of my favorites!
"YELLOW!!!"
@milokitpines
meep-!!! ... oh, hello there! ... whaaat are you doing here? who are you? are you another kid from town here to gawk? ... because if you are, i hope you brought the toll! ... the chocolate toll. i demand two chocolate bars per kid, or nobody gets to see! ... ah, but if you aren't one of them, then... no toll. today. but if i see you again i want chocolate!!!
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trickstertriangle 23 hours ago
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... ah! wonderful! i can use these for cooking! i love cooking. and baking... er- thank you for paying the toll, kit! ... how are you doing that...? ... is it telekinesis, or...?
"YELLOW!!!"
@milokitpines
meep-!!! ... oh, hello there! ... whaaat are you doing here? who are you? are you another kid from town here to gawk? ... because if you are, i hope you brought the toll! ... the chocolate toll. i demand two chocolate bars per kid, or nobody gets to see! ... ah, but if you aren't one of them, then... no toll. today. but if i see you again i want chocolate!!!
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trickstertriangle 24 hours ago
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"YELLOW!!!"
@milokitpines
meep-!!! ... oh, hello there! ... whaaat are you doing here? who are you? are you another kid from town here to gawk? ... because if you are, i hope you brought the toll! ... the chocolate toll. i demand two chocolate bars per kid, or nobody gets to see! ... ah, but if you aren't one of them, then... no toll. today. but if i see you again i want chocolate!!!
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trickstertriangle 24 hours ago
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[Bill looks away, no longer struggling in the towel. Ford is still holding him with it though.]
... well... it's... i... i know, i just... yeah...
... I think he understands. And I'll take your praise of Wilhelm as a sign I should say hello, if I get the chance.
That would be helpful, thank you. In fact, research on yourself may be best if it's kept on hand by you... In order to help you with your own abilities, if that makes sense. kinda like a user manual...
... hah... "owning" each other. of course that's what the others are doing... you know, i avoided ford initially when he summoned me just because the others kept taking advantage of him, but... He couldn't resist me reading the DDNMD rules out loud, next to a cardboard box with a stick holding it up, a string tied to the stick, with a piece of chocolate under the box on a paper plate. i couldn't even interact with the box... i just like box traps... i think they're funny...
[Bill finally looks back at Oracle Ford again, looking... A little bit blue on the edges.]
... thank you, stanford. thank you...
The muse, the oracle, Stanford floats right above the triangle, tilting his head curiously
"Greetings!"
@the-muses-puppeteer
[He giggles, looking at this Ford in wonder.]
... well, howdy! how can i help you? i take it you're not my stanford, right? he isn't eyes.
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trickstertriangle 3 days ago
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... Well? Was that so bad? You're back to your normal self again!
i hate you.
... We both know you don't mean that.
yes i do.
I know you're upset with me for the hospital thing, but it was to make sure you didn't get sick!
i would have been able to keep myself healthy by blasting any sickness away anyways...
... Bill...
... what?
Billllll...
. . .
Biiillllllll...
WHAT???
Don't you remember when we went camping?
...
...
... pffft...
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trickstertriangle 3 days ago
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[He presses the button to return to the surface, standing awkwardly in the elevator.]
... you would think that...
well, i almost did, the one time one came through... and, aside from the nightmare realm, no. it's all automated. i don't have the ability to go through infinity and do that manually. and what's the problem with blocking it?
... they were never my friends. i was practically trapped with them... but... not literally. it's hard to explain, and you'd never understand....
oh, yes! i collect axolotl plushies and figures and such, actually! people don't make them much though...
[A portal opens behind Hench, from which emerges a triangle with an astonishingly large cake.]
... uh, hello sir! d'you know the way to the, uh, "introvert party?" i lost the directions and i don't think this is the place. too loud and bright and crazy over here...
(-tt)
Hench jumps startled by his sudden presence, he turns, aiming a gun at TT with narrowed eyes "There's a never-ending party here. It's certainly not the place you're looking for if you want peace and quiet. I suggest you leave."
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trickstertriangle 4 days ago
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[Yeahhh :) The triangles are friends!!]
[... TT will definitely follow them to their dimension to help with the parasites when this is over. For now, though... Gaming!]
to whomever it may concern,
my name is bill cipher (dimension 8333), and i am reaching out with this letter to see who i can meet! friend or foe! (note: if you are a foe, i hope it's more of a rivalry than somebody wanting me killed! haha. ha. anyways) please write back as soon as you can! i'd love to get to know you!
-tt
hello!
my name is wilhelm. fret not, I am no foe! unless you wish to be, but I see that neither of us wish for that. I would be happy to get to know you!
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trickstertriangle 4 days ago
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[Yeah... It's very nice. They'll probably be fine for a few hours, I think...]
to whomever it may concern,
my name is bill cipher (dimension 8333), and i am reaching out with this letter to see who i can meet! friend or foe! (note: if you are a foe, i hope it's more of a rivalry than somebody wanting me killed! haha. ha. anyways) please write back as soon as you can! i'd love to get to know you!
-tt
hello!
my name is wilhelm. fret not, I am no foe! unless you wish to be, but I see that neither of us wish for that. I would be happy to get to know you!
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trickstertriangle 4 days ago
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oooooh, cool! good to know!
[He seems to be having fun. Must be his first run, no secret boss stuff going on yet...]
to whomever it may concern,
my name is bill cipher (dimension 8333), and i am reaching out with this letter to see who i can meet! friend or foe! (note: if you are a foe, i hope it's more of a rivalry than somebody wanting me killed! haha. ha. anyways) please write back as soon as you can! i'd love to get to know you!
-tt
hello!
my name is wilhelm. fret not, I am no foe! unless you wish to be, but I see that neither of us wish for that. I would be happy to get to know you!
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trickstertriangle 5 days ago
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to wilhelm,
thank you for writing back! it is wonderful to meet you! where do i even begin? well, i don't know if i'm willing to give my current location just yet- we hardly know each other after all! but i can tell you i live in the good old year of 1985! ... assuming you're using a similar calendar. how about you? ah, and hobbies would be good to include too, i suppose... i like sewing, drawing, watching tv, eating, cooking, eating again (haha), and spending time with my friend(s)!
-tt
to whomever it may concern,
my name is bill cipher (dimension 8333), and i am reaching out with this letter to see who i can meet! friend or foe! (note: if you are a foe, i hope it's more of a rivalry than somebody wanting me killed! haha. ha. anyways) please write back as soon as you can! i'd love to get to know you!
-tt
hello!
my name is wilhelm. fret not, I am no foe! unless you wish to be, but I see that neither of us wish for that. I would be happy to get to know you!
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trickstertriangle 5 days ago
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. . .
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... Did you have to bite every doctor that came close to you?
yes.
And explode every needle?
yes.
And tell everybody you saw the exact time and date of their death, while we were in a hospital?
... no. that one wasn't neccessary...
... Right...
... where did you get the unicorn hair?
A block of cheese, a harmonica, and a chainsaw.
ah...
... You could have killed somebody if I didn't have that on hand, Bill. That's the whole reason I got it anyways...
... i'm sorry.
No, you're not. You still think doctors are evil, right?
they are though!
Exactly.
... Alright Bill, get in the car. We're going on a drive.
um... why?
No reason. Just a drive.
... okay...
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trickstertriangle 6 days ago
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[He stares for a moment before ripping out several pages of notes.]
Alright, removed everything about you from my notes. Like you were never here.
... Interesting. I wonder if- no. ... Nevermind.
... I see. Well, thank you for visiting.
[He closes the door, locking it behind him.]
*zey have shown up again, zeir normal age again*
Wow this place is lively
- 馃
[There's a blanket pile moving around inside, but nobody can be seen inside other than that.]
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trickstertriangle 6 days ago
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*zey have shown up again, zeir normal age again*
Wow this place is lively
- 馃
[There's a blanket pile moving around inside, but nobody can be seen inside other than that.]
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trickstertriangle 6 days ago
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... why are you laughing at me?
... You didn't try that on before we bought it, did you?
i did! it was comfy...
Uh huh... At least you finally took a shower.
actually, i just... tried to catch some fish in the lake...
. . . . .
Hah. You're hopeless.
you used to be worse.
I know.
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trickstertriangle 7 days ago
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... how many more days left...
Little less than five.
aaaaaaaaaaaaauuuughhhhghhhhggghhhhhhhh... just kill me...
I'm not going to kill you, Bill.
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trickstertriangle 7 days ago
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ford made a kind of dumb joke about "mothematics." i can't believe i laughed at that. maybe it was the weird thing he did with his fingers? the camera was on a timer. i think he was trying to make me laugh for the picture on purpose... we keep this picture in the kitchen.
Bill stopped shapeshifting for his costume. I don't know why he wanted to be a princess, but he made the costumes for both of us, so...
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