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im gonna fucking cry
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tsurumyaru · 5 days
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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️
my apprentice: why are you talking like that
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my apprentice: is it the curse
me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭
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tsurumyaru · 13 days
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carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?
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tsurumyaru · 16 days
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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
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tsurumyaru · 18 days
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LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
1. you 
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tsurumyaru · 19 days
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tsurumyaru · 19 days
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ifunny enjoyer omega
[this is from the team dark zine i made! you can find it all here]
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tsurumyaru · 19 days
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people used to reply "hey op what the FUCK does this mean" whenever you posted anything even slightly zany but nowadays they just react with a picture of dracula flow
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tsurumyaru · 19 days
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Popcorn, extra salty, stat!
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tsurumyaru · 19 days
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you never truly appreciate good internet unless you have bad internet
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tsurumyaru · 19 days
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tsurumyaru · 19 days
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question to clear your mind of all conscious thought
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tsurumyaru · 20 days
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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
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tsurumyaru · 20 days
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notice how everyone is horny today
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