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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

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What is happening on tiktok

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

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Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

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lately when i've been going to bed i've been trying to imagine a darker shade of red than i did the night before

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DNI if you support: the enemy

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

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it came to me in a vision

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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drawing people i see in the city (36/?)

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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan