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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
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everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy
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new weed idea
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WHO called 7 inches a "dicklet" truly the size queens are causing a brain rot. Bring back that thing about vacation dick vs boyfriend dick.
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being at the airport is really awesome and completely traumatizing. it all depends on whether or not you can find a little corner
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How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages
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You know when your mom has a headache and you feel like you're in a survival horror game
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why did my mom end this text with a wink
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retail jobs will really pay you minimum wage to do the social equivalent of defusing a bomb while standing up for 8-10 hours straight
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brb looking for this group
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Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum
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