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Cater: Ouija boards say "Ages 8+". So you have to be 21 to drink, but can summon the dead at 8.
Kalim: You think Silver summoned Lilia with an Ouija board?
Cater: Oh my god.
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(Another derailed dorm leader meeting)
Kalim: We’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad and Riddle’s the mom.
Riddle: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Idia: I know they’re probably thinking I’m the son but I’m not. I will be the gay emo cousin.
Azul: I will be the son. The hotshot whose only dream…is to be a star.
Leona: I feel like I’ll be a fresh out of jail uncle.
Vil: And I’m the sassy aunt who talks shit about everyone.
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During Basketball Club:
Jamil: *choking*
Ace: I’m trying to call 911 but the 9 isn’t working!
Floyd: Just flip the phone upside down and use the 6 instead!
Jamil: *stops choking* What the fu-
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