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We have to frot to survive
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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
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This recipe lives in my head rent free
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i dont know whats funnier the fact that theres an overwatch porn parody or the fact that the leading actress looks exactly like alyssa edwards
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it used to be 2007 you know
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i thought this post was lost forever but i finally found a screenshot on discord
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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how fake quirky bitches look when real creepy mfs come at them
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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:
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"🔦 📷 by Dusk" - @bbyshamu (via Twitter)
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