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im completely losing it over this gif

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I was expecting anything but not Bard

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Dork

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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I know that this queer adventure of the Gay-Header’s will be sure to seem incredible to some landsmen

This line seems a good summary of the whole of Moby Dick

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John Singer Sargent (American, 1856–1925) The Chess Game (c. 1907) oil on canvas 69.9 × 55.3 cm

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mental note

gasp you don't listen to Weird Al?? that's unexpected

I heard him featured in a song on Dog Train when I was the appropriate age to be listening to Dog Train (eleven or so?) but that's about it

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ok I’m trying to see something here

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trying to draw something will teach you that the devil IS in the details and he DOESN'T like you

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look I was extremely fond of both Philadelphia Chickens and Dog Train way back in primary school. still have both albums. still get the songs stuck in my head on the regular

gasp you don't listen to Weird Al?? that's unexpected

I heard him featured in a song on Dog Train when I was the appropriate age to be listening to Dog Train (eleven or so?) but that's about it

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gasp you don't listen to Weird Al?? that's unexpected

I heard him featured in a song on Dog Train when I was the appropriate age to be listening to Dog Train (eleven or so?) but that's about it

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Dark side of the loom

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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

Lemon Demon

Tally Hall

Death Grips

Jack Stauber

Mr Bungle

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Devo

Oingo Boingo

Aquabats

Weird Al

My Chemical Romance

100gecs

Talking Heads

They Might Be Giants

Mitski

Girl In Red

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hey, wanna know something cool?

a little over a century ago, the polar explorer Ernest Shackleton lost the ship Endurance when attempting to make a land crossing of the antarctic.

soon after, the ship would be crushed by the surrounding ice as it shifted, and it would sink about 10,000 feet to the sea floor.

BUT THEN

2 years ago, national geographic was able to locate the HMS endurance and found it in an incredibly well preserved state!

the leader of the expedition, Mensun Bound, said "This is by far the finest wooden shipwreck I have ever seen. It is upright, well proud of the seabed, intact, and in a brilliant state of preservation."

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Icebound Land But Will Names The Chapter Titles

Chapter One: Evanlyn and I Go Surfing.

Chapter Two: Foldar Is A ‘Bigger Priority’ Than Me. (Im Still Bitter About This.)

Chapter Three: I Have A Mental Breakdown, And So Do My Legs

Chapter Four: Don’t Drink Alcohol, Kids.

Chapter Five: EVANLYN IS A WHAT?

Chapter Six: King Duncan Cancels Halt.

Chapter Seven: My Hot Girl Summer Plans Are Canceled.

Chapter Eight: Gilan Tries To Banish Himself. (And Fails)

Chapter Nine: Who Invited Slagor To The Party?

Chapter Ten: Horace Becomes My Knight In Shining Armor.

Chapter Eleven: Ragnak Vibes With The Vallas

Chapter Twelve: Horace Learns What Short Skirts Are For

Chapter Thirteen: I Lowkey Sink A Ship.

Chapter Fourteen: Sir Horace Of The Order of the Oak Pancake.

Chapter Fifteen: My Knife Scares The Entire Skandian Crew.

Chapter Sixteen: Horace Gets A New Wardrobe.

Chapter Seventeen: Hallasholm Is Not The Vibe.

Chapter Eighteen: Horace Is Famous Because Of A Leaf Symbol

Chapter Nineteen: I Go Play In The Backyard.

Chapter Twenty: Deparnieux Is Halt’s 13th Reason.

Chapter Twenty-One: I Do Drugs For The First Time.

Chapter Twenty-Two: Deparnieux Gets A Vibe Check From Halt.

Chapter Twenty-Three: Erak And Evanlyn Become Besties.

Chapter Twenty-Four: You Should Have Seen The Look On Horace’s Face.

Chapter Twenty-Five: Previously On: Me Being Traumatized.

Chapter Twenty-Six: Deparnieux’s House Tour.

Chapter Twenty-Seven: I Do Not Remember Any Of This.

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Family Dinner Gone Wrong.

Chapter Twenty-Nine: I Need Mountain-Climbing Lessons.

Chapter Thirty: Deparnieux Does Not Believe In The Power Of Friendship.

Chapter Thirty-One: We Find The House Of Our Dreams

Chapter Thirty-Two: Halt Girlbosses His Way To A Duel

Chapter Thirty-Three: What Kind Of Crack Am I On????

Chapter Thirty-Four: Horace Uses Logistics For The First Time

Chapter Thirty-Five: Even Drugged, My Skills Are Legendary.

Chapter Thirty-Six: Halt ✨Slays✨ Deparnieux

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Where Am I?????

Epilogue: My Dad Is Going To Rescue Me.