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twst-quotes · 9 months
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Riddle: it's like you guys all share a brain cell
Ace: *can't think of anything to reply because it's not his turn to use the braincell*
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twst-quotes · 10 months
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Ruggie: Leona, you need to react when someone starts crying
Leona: I did. I rolled my eyes
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Epel: AURGH I HATE HOMEWORK *bangs homework on the table*
Jack: stop that! How you feel if I banged you on the table
Epel:
Jack:
Epel: is this a trick question?
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Jack: I did a bad thing
Leona: does it affect me?
Jack: no
Leona: then suffer in silence
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Trey: isn't it weird we pay money to see other people?
Ace: plane tickets?
Deuce: concert tickets?
Cater: prostitution?
Trey, holding his broken frames: ...glasses
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Yuu: your eyes are beautiful
Azul: thanks.
Azul, takes off his glasses: they don't work
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Yuu: are you a morning person or a night person?
Idia, who hasn't slept in 3 days: I'd say less of a person and more of a four week old plate of pasta shoved to the back of the fridge that desperately needs to be thrown away
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Leona: must be hard not being able to laugh
Malleus: I do have a sense of humour you know
Leona: I've never heard you laugh before
Malleus: I've never heard you say anything funny
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Cheka: I learnt my ABC's today!
Leona: big deal, I've known them for like 20 years
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Yuu: we all have our demons
Yuu, grabbing Grim: this one's mine
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Rook: I've had a haircut that I've regretted
Leona: is it the one you have now?
Rook: no
Leona: well it should be
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Idia, after dying 30 times in a row in a video game: perseverance is key I'll get it this time
Idia, after the slightest thing in real life goes wrong: nope that's it, I give up
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Floyd: c'mon, let's not forget who pulled you out of the lake yesterday
Ace: let's not forget who pushed me in!
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Jamil: Kalim reminds me of a cloud
MC: what, why?
Jamil: when he disappears, it's a beautiful day
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twst-quotes · 1 year
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Deuce, setting a card down: Ace of spades
Cater, pulling out a UNO card: +4
Ace, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu I choose you
Trey: what are you playing?
Riddle: my nerves
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twst-quotes · 2 years
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Rook: bonjour, ca va bien?
Leona: get out of here with that shit, I don't speak croissant
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twst-quotes · 2 years
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Sebek, to a random student: you can't get everyone to like you. You're not Malleus.
Silver: not everyone likes Malleus-
Sebek: what did you say?
Sebek: who doesn't like Malleus
Silver:
Sebek, grabbing his magic pen: names. I need names.
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