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Jack: I did a bad thing

Leona: does it affect me?

Jack: no

Leona: then suffer in silence

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Trey: isn't it weird we pay money to see other people?

Ace: plane tickets?

Deuce: concert tickets?

Cater: prostitution?

Trey, holding his broken frames: ...glasses

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Yuu: your eyes are beautiful

Azul: thanks.

Azul, takes off his glasses: they don't work

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Yuu: are you a morning person or a night person?

Idia, who hasn't slept in 3 days: I'd say less of a person and more of a four week old plate of pasta shoved to the back of the fridge that desperately needs to be thrown away

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Leona: must be hard not being able to laugh

Malleus: I do have a sense of humour you know

Leona: I've never heard you laugh before

Malleus: I've never heard you say anything funny

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Cheka: I learnt my ABC's today!

Leona: big deal, I've known them for like 20 years

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Yuu: we all have our demons

Yuu, grabbing Grim: this one's mine

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Rook: I've had a haircut that I've regretted

Leona: is it the one you have now?

Rook: no

Leona: well it should be

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Idia, after dying 30 times in a row in a video game: perseverance is key I'll get it this time

Idia, after the slightest thing in real life goes wrong: nope that's it, I give up

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Floyd: c'mon, let's not forget who pulled you out of the lake yesterday

Ace: let's not forget who pushed me in!

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Jamil: Kalim reminds me of a cloud

MC: what, why?

Jamil: when he disappears, it's a beautiful day

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Deuce, setting a card down: Ace of spades

Cater, pulling out a UNO card: +4

Ace, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu I choose you

Trey: what are you playing?

Riddle: my nerves

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Rook: bonjour, ca va bien?

Leona: get out of here with that shit, I don't speak croissant

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Sebek, to a random student: you can't get everyone to like you. You're not Malleus.

Silver: not everyone likes Malleus-

Sebek: what did you say?

Sebek: who doesn't like Malleus

Silver:

Sebek, grabbing his magic pen: names. I need names.

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Jamil: what did you do?!

Kalim, the kitchen burning behind him: my best.

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Deuce: what's the most powerful playing card?

Riddle: obviously the Ace of Spade, it's unbeatable

Cater, pulls out uno reverse card: wrong.