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i left this website almost a year ago and i return with a promare shitpost

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moments from final fingers ass hours

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gays, i have an important question:

are you a sword gay, knife gay, battle axe gay, or a bow n arrow gay

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are you fucking kidding me

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please buy and play yakuza 6

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Lover Talons ❤️

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im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

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good morning lets get this mansion

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Y'all remember in Fallout: New Vegas where one of the antagonists was that snotty rich bozo who made himself live forever and refused to share the secret of immortality with anyone? And he thinks he should get to rule the world because nobody else could possibly be super smart and special enough to understand his boring, banal ideas or carry out his boring, banal, utterly common vision for humanity?

That’s basically a blow-for-blow on how the ultra rich plan on dealing with climate change.

And y'all remember also how if you figure out how to kill Mr. House and eat his corpse you get a special achievement?

Fallout: New Vegas is a very good video game, is the only thing I’m saying here.

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Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth on the set of ‘Men in Black’

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in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch