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umarthiels · 3 hours
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“lol Arthur Conan Doyle clearly didn’t know anything about drugs. Sherlock Holmes did cocaine but it calmed him down. That’s not how cocaine works!”
There are two options: Arthur Conan Doyle had never met someone addicted to cocaine or he met some with ADHD who was addicted to cocaine
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umarthiels · 6 hours
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'Now one more cup of coffee and I must attend to my calculus, nearly always a difficult subject.'
'So you have suddenly taken to the calculus?' cried Jack. 'How very glad I am - amazed - quite stunned. By just calculus I take it you mean the differential rather than the infinitesimal? If I can be of any help...'
'You are very good, my dear,' said Stephen, putting down his cup and rising, 'but I mean the vesical calculus, no more: what is commonly known as a stone in the bladder, the utmost reach of my mathematics. I must be away.'
'Oh,' said Jack, feeling oddly dashed.
The Commodore by Patrick O'Brian
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umarthiels · 8 hours
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many thanks @twobeesornottwobees for helping me out with the theodosius biography!! at long last, agrippa makes a reappearance on my blog! and additionally octavian because it feels wrong to draw agrippa without him
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umarthiels · 11 hours
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umarthiels · 16 hours
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umarthiels · 17 hours
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love him
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umarthiels · 17 hours
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curse be damned my boy can still fag it up
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umarthiels · 17 hours
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we are SO SO BACKKKKK FIRST CHOICE BABEYYYY THANKS BE TO GOD
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umarthiels · 17 hours
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UPCAT RESULTS OUT!!!!!!
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umarthiels · 19 hours
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why so marcus? the agripper
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umarthiels · 19 hours
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match percenteges, helping is allowed
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umarthiels · 1 day
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umarthiels · 1 day
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reblog for larger sample size etc etc
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umarthiels · 1 day
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When I discovered J.R.R. Tolkien's Rings trilogy ten years later, I thought, "Shit, this is just a slightly sunnier version of Stoker's Dracula, with Frodo playing Jonathan Harker, Gandalf playing Abraham Van Helsing, and Sauron playing the Count himself."
From the introduction to the 1999 Pocket Books edition of Salem's Lot by Stephen King
...Steve, buddy? I don't want you tell you your business, but it's really not
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umarthiels · 1 day
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has signed a law that prevents cities or counties from creating protections for workers who labor in the state's often extreme and dangerous heat. Two million people in Florida, from construction to agriculture, work outside in often humid, blazing heat. For years, many of them have asked for rules to protect them from heat: paid rest breaks, water, and access to shade when temperatures soar. After years of negotiations, such rules were on the agenda in Miami-Dade County, home to an estimated 300,000 outdoor workers. But the new law, signed Thursday evening, blocks such protections from being implemented in cities and counties across the state.
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This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.
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