have you ever thought about how out of all the men in PJO and HOO, percy is the least like annabeth? they complement each other so beautifully, like 2 puzzle pieces that are a perfect fit, but theyāre SO different. like imagineā¦
piper: annabeth is dating one of these 4 men
hazel: *gestures to percy, jason, frank, and leo*
piper: guess which one
random person: hmmā¦ iād say frank. heās the son of the god of war and sheās the daughter of the goddess of battle strategy. theyāre both incredible fighters and stategists. i bet they are amazing together
percy: š
hazel: *nervously laughs*
piper: um, nope! try again!
random person: oh? really? ok well then defintily jason. son of zeus? well mannered, always in control of the situation, very humble and honorable. as a daughter of athena, heās totally her type. they are both very calm and level-headed. they both are leaders and know how to weigh the options and outcomes quickly in a tough situation. plus, they are both blonde with light eyes, so they would have beautiful babies!
percy: š
piper: *nervously laughs*
hazel: umā¦ still no! one more try!
random person: oh waitā¦ iām so stupid! itās obvious!
hazel: there you go! i also think itās obv-
random person: itās leo! why didnāt i see it? heās a mechanic. sheās an architect. they are perfect together! sheās a creator and heās a fixer. their brains work so much like each other. theyāre basically meant to be! oh and they are both from the south!! and i bet-
piper: ITāS PERCY! she is dating percy. perseus jackson. you know, the one on the left? tall, tan, lean, black hair, green eyes? him and only ever him.
random person: oh
percy: š¤Ø
random person: theā¦ the son of poseidon?? the hot sarcastic bad boy? with that troublemaker look about him? the one with severe mood swings, and who gets expelled from every single school he goes to?
percy: *awkwardly looks down at his hands*
random person: HEāS annabeth chaseās boyfriend??
annabeth: damn right he is š„°
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Maybe I should've added more blood, might fix it later.
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I'm gonna say it.
It's unhinged to assume that someone's taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.
That is a bonkers assumption to make.
I'm tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.
I'm tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold-- that they should be afraid of fiction's dire influence on a reader's moral decay or that it's a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.
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Since Percy can talk to sea creatures, I'd like to think that one day he passed a pet shop with all these fish screaming at him in agony. Since then there has been a giant aquarium in cabin 3 with fish. He converses with them daily when he's at camp. He gave them all names (they were delighted to hear his suggestions).
There is one grumpy grouch that always tries to eat as much food before all the other fish. He has to keep him forcibly apart in a tiny water ball during dinner. He named him Zeus. Percy doesn't give a shit. Poseidon knows and thinks it is hilarious.
Chiron, who takes care of them when Percy's gone, cannot understand them but he doesn't like the way they look so judgemental. They are very much gossiping about him to his face.
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Finally got around to watching thousands year arc and ya know what? Young isshin and masaki can get it
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great warrior of creche k'liir and the doomed drow dilf she found on the wilderness
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Malleus believes for a long time that one day heāll be the last of his family. Once his grandmother passes away, heāll be a Draconia truly and finally alone in the world.
The house of Draconia has ruled Briar Valley for thousands and thousands of years. Every part of the castle heās grown up in tells the stories of his ancestors. The portraits that line the halls paint a powerful line of dragon fae.
Sometimes Malleus would catch his grandmother staring at the latest family portrait. The ones that came before it are certainly much more full of life: parents and children, brothers and sisters, cousins and grandparents.
The latest one had been painted a few years ago, his grandmother had insisted on it. In the throne room, he sat together with her. The emptiness of it was striking against the portrait from a couple generations ago, the coldness contrasting with the liveliness his family used to have.
The portrait just before his own is of his parents. Heās heard stories about them from Lilia and from his grandmother, but itās difficult for him to really imagine them. He wonders if theyād be proud of him, someone feared but not loved, while they were both.
His grandmother has tried to keep some of their traditions alive. He wonders if sheās losing hope that no one will love him enough to continue this legacy.
It was for her sake that Malleus learned the ancient fae language that only his grandmother still speaks. The two of them are able to converse, but he knows itās only a matter of time before there is no one left in the world who will be able to understand him.
It catches him off guard one day when you request him to teach you some words in this language. This was when he hadnāt known you long, before he could have anticipated the role you would play in his life. It was the first surprise, but certainly not the last.
When you kissed him for the first time during a meeting with the gargoyle studies club, heād been thankful, for once, that you two were the only members.
Your latest surprise was your request to visit Briar Valley. Heād assume youād, understandably, be quite intimidated to visit his castle. That perhaps heād have to persuade you to stay with him over the holidays. Even Lilia had be surprised, although he recovered quickly enough to tease you. You refused to shy away, gushing to his guardian about your excitement to visit his homeland.
Heāll never forget the look on his grandmotherās face when you greeted her in her native language. She was surprised at first, looking back and forth between the two of you, before hugging you as soon as you stood up from your bow. Sheād ignored your words of āMrs. Draconiaā and pleaded with you to call her Maleficia.
It turned out, he was not the only dragon fae you were able to charm. Over the winter break, youād become closer to his grandmother than he couldāve imagined. It seemed she admired your fearless and evident care for him. He wondered for a moment if you were the grandchild sheād always wanted.
Before he can think too long, you are quick to pull him into the dining hall, where his grandmother already sits at the table. She teaches you about all of the traditional Briar Valley cuisine being served, and you rave about itās deliciousness. When you notice his quietness, you grab his hand under the table and squeeze, quickly drawing him into the conversation.
āYou are awfully curious about these dishes, my dear,ā his grandmother teases you. āDo you plan on returning to Briar Valley after this?ā
āOf course! Iāll have to know all about these dishes if weāre going to make them for our children!ā
His grandmother laughs for the first time in forever, while you and him both flush. It seems even you were embarrassed over this statement, but it makes him smile.
āThen I will teach you, my love. Our children will not be subject to Liliaās cooking.ā
That night, Malleus dares to hope that he will not be the last of his kind.
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoplesā Guns So They Canāt Shoot Them
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all of the seasoned stardew valley players starting a fresh, year 1 farm today for the 1.6 upgrade
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Tell your friends, tell your family, tell the old lady who lives down the street who keeps getting her sunflowers stolen to play A Date with Death ahead of our funding campaign for the new DLC š
We've got a babygirl Grim Reaper! Room decorating! MC creating! Bad jokes! š„°
What's the new DLC going to add?
š Five new days of gameplay!
š Babygirl backstory!
š Maybe voice acting if the campaign goes well???
Play here, it's free!
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I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - thatās fate right there.
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March 20th
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I canāt believe the Voltron crisis lasted only two years. Seven seasons in two years. Deranged. Awful time to be online. PEAK shipping discourse. And the evil is defeated.
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MEME
Never tired romancing Astarion :D
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everyone keeps talking about Jason vs Percy but why isn't ANYONE talking about how powerful they looked when they both used their powers TOGETHER at the same time, side by side, in Mark of Athena? Like Annabeth even got goosebumps watching them cook up such an intense storm from afar. Sparky and Seaweed brain, Power duo smh.
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