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ꕥ, 🍀 & ✹

ꕥ what’s usually in their trouser/jacket pockets or purse?

in addition to his wand and wallet, kasper usually cares a lighter. sometimes he'll have a pack of cigarettes but that depends on his general mood. he also carries a vape.

🍀 what kind of jewellery are they wearing? what’s their favourite peace?

he wears a silver watch on his wrist, it's surprisingly well kept considering it's owner. he received it as a gift from his step father. otherwise, he wears a simple silver chain around his neck. it used to have a pendant, but he lost it ages ago.

✹ five - ten songs on their iPod/phone?

sympathy for the devil - the rolling stones, sugar we're goin down - fall out boy, rockstar - post malone ft. 21 savage, back in black - ac/dc, don't stop me now - queen, seven nation army - the white stripes, born to run - bruce springsteen, i'm shipping up to boston - dropkick murphys

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★ / ♉ / 🌷

★ what kind of phone do they have?

kasper definitely isn't the type to run out and buy the newest iphone. he probably has a slightly older model with its fair share of cracks and dents.

♉ what are their neighbours like? their relationship to them?

kasper is not the type of person to go out and strike up a conversation with his neighbors. he is the type of person to go out of his way to annoy them. so i'd reckon anyone with the misfortune of living near him has come to hate him.

🌷 what do they have in their wallet?

answered !

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♌, ♍ & 🌷

♌ how do they drink their coffee/tea?

kasper isn't much of a tea drinker but he does love his coffee ! and while if anyone asked him his order, he'd say black, he loves a good hazelnut latte. or any flavored lattes for that matter !

♍ any pictures on their walls? what kind/of who?

the only family portrait that kasper owns is framed and on his nightstand. the walls of his apartment are pretty much bare, except for a few posters of bands he likes.

🌷 what do they have in their wallet?

various currencies (wix, norwegian, muggle), his ID, a scrap of paper with the address for borgin & burkes, a couple of condoms, maybe a few miscellaneous and definitely only partially completed punch cards.

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kasper & zeke ( 6"1 ) for the height meme!

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ft. gregory

Greg rolls his eyes, “Fucking amateurs,” It is such a small thing to mispell someone’s name, and yet once it happens one too many times, those small instances build up. If Greg notices the anger behind Kasper’s response, he doesn’t notice. He shrugs like it’s no big deal, “That he needs to stop being such a cheapskate and pay me more. Been working my arse off lately with little to no pay off,” He trails off, making a mental note of his dues from the nogtail fight Greg had bet on and lost. He thinks faintly to the reading he got on the Knight Bus and how his finances would be in trouble. Fuck. Greg runs a troubled hand through his hair, but laughs the distress off. “Whatever. I wouldn’t have been late if Lorcan D’Eath wasn’t another pain in my side,” he says, despite having a soft spot for the vampire, regardless of the fact that soft spot was because of the bite on Greg’s inner right wrist. 

"fucking amateurs is right,” kasper laughed, glad to find a kindred spirit in the form of greg. they were alike but not too alike that it became a problem. “i’d love to see you bring it up,” he laughed, “the old man is definitely a cheapskate, you’d probably have better luck talking to borgin,” he shrugged, not that he knew a whole lot about any of the borgin family. “the vampire?” he arched an eyebrow, “what’re you doing with him?”

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🌏 & ☕️ & 💢

🌏 EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them? i do ! kasper hasn't ever experienced what it's like to truly love someone (besides family) but i do think he wouldn't hesitate to give anything up in the event he meets that special someone.

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink? hot. he loves hot chocolate. however, he drinks energy drinks more than anything else.

💢 ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to? oh god, he drinks milk straight out of the carton, leaves the toilet seat up, waits until the dishes pile up before doing them, doesn't put away his laundry.

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❛ who did you piss off this time? ❜ @iustitiias​​

"what is this? no proper greeting? i thought i had at least earned that, arturo,” kasper responded, even to go as far as feigning being offended, though it only lasted a few seconds. “and for the record, i’m the one who contacted the auror department. it would seem there’s been a break in at the store,” he gestured over his shoulder to the store front behind them. “and i thought i’d best call someone to investigate,” he paused, “i would’ve thought they’d send someone less important. don’t tell me you’ve been demoted.”

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❛ how long have you been standing there? ❜ @hoggleswart​

“too long,” kasper tried his best to let boredom just seep into his words, a bored expression having already spread across his face, as he added an eye roll for emphasis. “long enough to hear your girlfriend’s pissed at you,” he eventually added, this time with a laugh. “what’d you do?” not that he actually cared for an answer.

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ft. greg

“No kidding,” Greg scoffs, happy to find at least someone agrees with him. Perhaps it’s why they got along so well. Greg shakes his head with a laugh, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to piss him off more than I already have,” He thinks briefly of his recent encounter with Zeke–coming into work late, hoping Ezekiel would spare him a lecture, only to be reprimanded anyway, the threat of being fired hanging above his head. It wouldn’t be the first time, but it definitely stung. “He overhead Flint and I talking smack about him, so I’m on his shit list until enough time has passed for him to get over it.”

“they always think my name starts with a c, like the fucking ghost,” kasper managed to laugh in response to his comment, even though all it did was bring up a suppressed anger. “what’d you do?” his eyebrow arched, eager for the change in conversation. “amateur,” he laughed, “what did you say?”

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ACCEPTING ALL MEMES:

kasper madsen, benedict bagshot, ian borgin, diana dyer, maisie cattermole

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ft. gregory

“I hate when I go get a coffee and the barista puts two G’s at the end of my name instead of one,” he’s smiling, his arms crossed over his chest. It’s a miracle he and Kasper are home at the same time, often missing each other, though they do see enough of one another at Borgin & Burkes. He props his feet up on the coffee table, leaning back into the couch. “I like my last name. It puts the fear of You-Know-Who into anyone who remembers the Second Wizarding War,” Though he paints it like a good thing, it is often not. It sets Greg apart. Alienates him. “Maybe your old man wouldn’t mind me stealing his last name. Then we’d be like family,” Greg nudges Kasper’s ribs with his elbow.

“well that barista might just be an idiot,” kasper responded with a laugh and a sharp eyeroll - not stopping to consider his friend might have been abbreviating his name when ordering coffee. not that he would’ve changed his answer if he did know. “i think the only thing the old man would hate more is if i asked to change my name to his,” he laughed. “but by all means, please ask him.”

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❝ my parents were assholes with the whole naming thing. ❞ @lmortem​

“because gregory is such an awful name,” kasper responded with a sharp roll of his eyes and a loud sigh. he wasn’t sure how else he was meant to respond to such a statement. sure, it wasn’t his cup of tea, but there was hardly anything wrong with it. “if i were you, i’d think about changing your last name.”

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🗽🗣⚱️

🗽- does my muse enjoy visiting national monuments or tourist attractions?

oddly, i do think kasper enjoys visiting tourist attractions. though, his definition of a tourist attraction might differ from the average person. he's not going to visit obvious tourist traps but he probably did a jack the ripper tour after moving to london.

🗣- does my muse speak loudly or softly?

while kasper is definitely capable of speaking softly, he usually chooses to speak loudly. he likes the thought of people being annoyed with how loudly he's talking.

⚱️- would my muse prefer burial or cremation when they die? Why?

cremation. he enjoys fire.

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🍧🍩🌺 

🍧 SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it? kasper isn’t a particularly sentimental person (he’s a burke) - but his mother has saved a number of his belongings including his favorite baby blanket. i do think he’d be sad if something happened to it, but he also wouldn’t admit it. 

🌺 HIBISCUS - do they have any allergies? he’s lucky not to have any major allergies besides minor hay fever. 

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👁️ + 🍩 + 🙈

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical…)? kasper’s eyes are dark brown and upon first glance there is nothing remarkable about them. a further look will reveal slight flecks of gold around his corneas. 

🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat? he’s quite fond of rosette cookies. though since coming to england, he’s discovered a love of pumpkin pasties. 

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don’t want to show other people? kasper tries his absolute best to avoid showing any sort of kindness - he wants people to think he’s an awful person. 

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ft. dionisia

( 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 ) —   diagon alley ( 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 ) —   open 

dionisia belby was not made for customer service. she much preferred the sticky heat of her greenhouses, hidden away from customers and dealing only with the finnicky nature of some of her most expensive plants. instead, she was bundled up (a long, dark green outercoat with floral motifs, her hat, scarf, and gloves matching. dionisia was nothing if not dedicated to the aesthetic.) but the chill still bone deep, listening to the endless chatter of customers. “it’s too late for a custom wreath, unfortunately.” the slots for the custom wreath orders had sold out before november, let alone a few weeks before christmas. the smile on her face was forced, stiff a little. “you can always grab one of the premade ones.”

kasper had almost zero interest in any of the shops set up along diagon alley - the ones that had caught his attention, certainly weren’t the ones selling wreaths. if asked he would probably mutter something about not seeing the point, but in truth he never really thought about wreaths. “right,” he responded, though he didn’t recall asking about a custom wreath. “and how much are they?”

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13 for questions !

13. What’s the worst thing they’ve ever forgiven someone for doing, or turned a blind eye towards?

excluding the obvious answer which involves kasper turning a blind eye to the actions of the death eaters - i’d say he’s likely witnessed and turned a blind eye to several acts of violence during his school years. he’s the type of person who if he’s not participating in something, he’ll gladly watch. he really enjoys conflict.