unholyblissafterdark
unholyblissafterdark
Jia
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shitposter| chronic back pain| seemingly cynical conscience| perpetually dysfunctional brain| moots but a what cost💚💚(I’m not correcting the typo)
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unholyblissafterdark · 14 days ago
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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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unholyblissafterdark · 21 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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penis dashboard kind of night
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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Oh jayce
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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while i don’t necessarily agree with all of his politics or condone his actions i do on some level respect the joker for effectively demonstrating that it’s fun to laugh and smile
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 22 days ago
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s1 viktor + s2 jayce, a developing modern classic
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unholyblissafterdark · 23 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 23 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 23 days ago
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unholyblissafterdark · 23 days ago
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i promised you 🦋
(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)
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