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well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

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pick a card, any card!

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The Kiss

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ONE MORE TIME!

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Put me back in the water right now or ill die

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ONE MORE TIME!

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you know i keep that mf thang on me

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pesto = please eat slimy this, ok?

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i think a lot about the bird in kristoph's prison cell

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im trying to watch this guy analyzing Nightreign relics and keep getting distracted because he has his parakeet on his shoulder in the webcam and it's the same color as his greenscreen

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No cause I almost went through pride month without posting wrightworth was anybody even gonna tell me

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I can finally share this comic I did for @aawomenzine ! I was super proud to be a part of this project and so so happy with how this comic came out. Each page is a different card suit! Loved this project ❤️

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Apollo and his weird ass coworkers

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unfinished

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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ema 🧪🍫

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.