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*Will and Gilan sitting in jail together*

Gilan: So who should we call?

Will: I’d call Halt, but I feel safer in jail

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Jenny: as warm as the sun

Will: as silly as fun

Horace: as cool as a tree

Erak: as scary as the sea

Gilan: as hot as fire

Halt: cold as ice

Maddie: sweet as sugar and everything nice

Duncan: as old as time

Pauline: as straight as a line

Cassandra: as royal as a queen

George: as buzzed as a bee

Crowley: as stealth as a tiger

Arald: smooth as a glider

Alyss: pure as a melody, pure as I wanna be

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I love this so much 🥺❤️

Happy New Year!

I hope your 2022 is mediocre at worst.

It’s midnight, I’m tired, but very satisfied with what I managed.

I started drawing this at 8:18pm, finished the pencil sketch by 10:56pm, and finished colouring by 11:59pm.

I’ll probably attempt to take a better photo tomorrow morning when I’m not so tired but until then enjoy this lol.

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Horace: You know those things will kill you, right?

Will, pouring another cup of coffee: That’s the point.

Halt, finishing 8th cup of coffee: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Gilan: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Crowley: I’m an idiot.

Halt:

Berrigan:

Leander:

Egon:

Crowley:

Halt: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Berrigan: Why are your tongues purple?

Crowley: We had slushies. I had a red one.

Halt: And I had a blue one.

Berrigan: oh

Berrigan:

Berrigan: OH

...

Lewin:

Lewin: You drank each other's slushies?

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Will: *Gently taps table*

Gilan : *Taps back*

Horace: What are they doing?

Halt: Morse code.

Will: *Aggressively taps table*

Gilan : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Halt: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Will: We got spring water

Halt: NO.

Gilan: with EXTRA minerals

Will: it's like licking a stalagmite

Halt: DON'T COME HOME.

Gilan: Mmmmm cave water

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I can see that happening

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This is how I imagine living with Will is like-

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Will: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Halt?

Halt: … No.

Gilan: I do!

Will: I know, Gilan.

Gilan: I’m sad!

Will: I know, Gilan.

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Will: HELP! I TOLD ALYSS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Gilan, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Crowley: Violence isn't the answer.

Halt: You’re right.

Crowley: *sighs in relief*

Halt: Violence is the question.

Crowley: What?

Halt, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Crowley, running after him: NO-

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Crowley: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Halt, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Crowley:

Crowley: fsh

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Crowley whistling in the Early Years be like:

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Okay, i wasn't only with this idea

wallpapers #ra:names

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Bold od you to assume that Bacari will return alive from following two rangers.

bacari: [following halt, will and horace]

tennyson: any news?

bacari: they’ve been roasting each other on horseback without getting off or sleeping for three days. i’m starting to be concerned for the enemy