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Joel Miller 23/??

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Taglist for Losing My Religion pleasseee <3

you got it, thank you! 😌

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Cheating Heart

Pairing: John Price x F!Reader

Synopsis: Your feeling for John were wrong – horribly wrong – but when you see your current boyfriend in bed with another woman, what’s to hold you back anymore? (18+)

Word Count: 20.8k

Warnings: Cheating, toxic relationship, angst, fluff, depictions of violence and gore in flashbacks, unhealthy coping mechanisms, smut, breeding kink, praise kink, Protective!Price, vulgar language, porn with an incredible amount of plot

A/N: Literally just supposed to be smut practice and I turned it into a novel lmfao. I should be getting back to requests after this.

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“Take my hand, Bell.”

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“Coming home”

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Smutty Headcanons (18+) | Reader x Russell Adler Headcanons

A/N: Here’s an NSFW Alphabet for our favorite asshole, Russell Adler! I tried to keep this as gender neutral as possible. Hope you enjoy <3

Warnings: Strong language, lots of smut

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“After subjecting Bell to a dangerous interrogation, Russell Adler reveals the truth about Bell’s past.”

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ellie :)

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Hello dear, I hope everything is going well for you!! I will say I miss your presence on here. I just finished re-reading your Losing My Religion series and I just wanted to say I love it so much. I hope one day you find the inspiration to come back to it.

hello there lovely anon! i can't express how much your message means to me :) things haven't been great, which is the main reason why im struggling to proceed with the series... it makes me sad how the insane amount of motivation i had at the beginning has been so weak for these past months but i am trying to put something together!

i really appreciate you anon, you really made me smile on one of the most problematic days of this past month ❤

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Joel Miller in THE LAST OF US PART I Remake

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JOEL MILLER in THE LAST OF US PART I Remake

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The last of us - Part I (9.2.2022)

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#Spiderman: No Way Home The Green Goblin + Letterboxd

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love me by the night.

premise: the relationship shared between you and bruce was anything but perfect. it was raw and caked with blood and pain, but it worked.

pairing: bruce wayne x (f)reader

word count: 5.4k

warnings: unprotected sex, pain kink (just a little taste, more or less emotions wise), toxic relationships, blood (wounds, cuts, and bruises mentioned), needles mentioned, tragic pasts (readers family life was crap and domestic violence is mentioned briefly), arguments, angst, scratching, probably slightly unrealistic when it comes to certain things lmao. 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI.

etc: i swear i’ll stop writing shitty angst after this lmao. obviously there’s no spoilers and this leans more towards au since we don’t know too much about the batman and his characterization just yet, i literally took what i’ve seen in trailers and ran with it. let’s hope this doesn’t flop and here’s to all of us becoming completely whipped by robert pattinson this month <3

i do not give anyone permission to translate or repost my work, please be respectful — if you enjoyed please comment or reblog!

You’re not sure if it’s the low hiss that shakes through him as you pat the disinfecting cloth to one of the many open wounds littering his back, his body’s instinct to shake and move away from the sting—no matter if it’s helpful or not—clearly being fought off by its host. As if proving, to no one, that a little antiseptic was not a big deal. Especially with gashes as deep as these. His ability to hide any sort of pain he may, or may not, be going through being one of his least rewarding qualities. In your opinion.

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WOW I just found your Losing My Religion story and can I just say I’m in love!! You write Joel so well. Making me fall in love with him all over again lol. I hope you plan on writing more some day! Hope things are going well for you 💙

thnak you so much for your kind words, lovely!! i am planning on completing the series so no worries!! im doing okay, thank you for this message again :) i hope you have a beautiful day/night <33

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Hello!! I just wanted to check in with you and make sure you were doing okay! Haven’t seen you post much lately so I got worried. Just know you have my love and support!!!

hi my lovely!!

words aren't enough to describe how much i appreciate your message, it genuinely made me smile :)

im not doing very well atm if im honest, but nothing permanent, it'll pass! i am aware ive neglected a lot of things here for months bc ive been incredibly low on motivation/inspiration, but i'll get it done eventually!

thank you for your kind words, hope you have a great day/goodnight! <33

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.