unreone

[unreone]

Hush now quiet now it's time to lay your sleepy head ^_^

AAAAA

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IM A FREAK CUZ IM ALWAYS FREAKED OUT

＼(▽￣ \ (￣▽￣) / ￣▽)／ iiIIii jusTtTt wANNA BE NICE (≧   ∇ ≦)/ BUT EVERYTHING IS FREEEEEEAKY !!! ( ºΔº  )〣 EVERYONE IS WALKING A TIGHTROPE (＃＞＜) SO EASY PEASY (=P)  I DONT WANNA FALL!!!!  (╥﹏╥) BUT MOAHHHHR THAN THAT (눈_눈)I DONT WANT THEM TO SEEE MEE  (｡•́︿•̀｡) FALL ( ᗒᗣᗕ ) I HAVE PRACTICED SO HARD (⊙ _ ⊙ ) IVE TRIED IT ALL ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  BELIEVE ME ┐( ´ д ` )┌ IIIII JUST WANNA BE NIC-

CONNNNVERSATIONS FLOW LIKE MURKY WATERSSS THRUUUUUU A STREAMMMM EVERYBODY STRUGGLES, WORDS GET  TANGLED.   TWISTED, SOUNDING MEANNNN D:>>>>> WHEN THEY DONT EVEN MEANNNNN TO BE FUCKED UPP !!!!!! BUT IT COULD STILLL BEEEE!!!!!! REALLY BADLY FUCKED UP!!!!!!! >_<!!!!! BUT THATS OKAYYYYYY :DDDDDDDD EVERONE MAKES MISTAKE!!!!! ^_^ UNLESS ITS NOT A MISTAKEEEE ('   _'   ) UNLESS ITS NOT A A MISTAKE (@~@) UNDYNES GRAHHHHHH I JUST WANNNABE NICEEE I JUST WANNA BE NICEEEE I JUST WANNA BE-

DORN DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUNN

iM So CUTE! and WeLL ADJUSTED!!!! (=D)

Temmie knOws EXACTLYYY wut To Say (>؂ •́)ᕗ⊹ ࣪ ˖ | ( ˆ𐃷ˆ ) | (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)

Temmie needs funds for cool leg pls buy Tem Flakes :D

YUHHHH I KNO EXACTLY!!!! WHAT TO SAY!!!! i hop no 1 discovers i struggle with it every day HOW the FAWKKK DOES LANGUAGE WORK???????? WHAT DO PEOPLE LIKE TO HEAR?????? i dont wanna be cool but i need TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEREEEEE-

i knowwwwwww YOU CAN SEEEE MAHHHH SOULLLL I KNOWWWW HAHAHAHA i kNOW You CAN SEEEE RIGHT THRUUU MY 🦖blancheads-comfy-hole🦖 I KNOWWWWW YOU CAN SEE MY SOUL IRL BILL CIPHER I FUCKING KNEW IT YOURE FUCKING LOOKING AT MY FUCKING HOLE AGAIN YOU BESPECTACLED ONE EYED BLOODY DEMON FUCK YOUUUUUUU

YOURE A CLASSIST YOURE A CLOSETED ZIONISTTT YOURE AN EXCLUSIONARY DISCRIMINATORY SANIST YOURE THE EXACT FUCKING TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU MULTIFANDOM MADDENENGLY MADDENING MAGIC HAHAHAH POIT ZORT NARFFF IM BANANA SPLITTING ONBYOUUUUSS 8UWF96SZQFS0UHWZVWFZ8

YOURE ACTUALLY FUCKING CLASSIST IRL WILLIAM COMCEYY HEURLLLLLSEYEIIEIEIRIDID HURLLLLLLLLL YOU RA

CANON-COMPLIANT ELTINGVILLE #01. A HAUGHTILY FORMED HEADCANON, HOTHEADEDLY, PASSIONATELY, HOT-AIR-BALOONED-LUNGS-PUFFED-OUT-SQUEAKING-OUT-THE-AIRRRRR-OUT, MY SQUEAKILY SQUEALLL SQUEAKY MOUSE SQUEAK, PUFFING DISCOVERYYYY!!!!!!!

OH GOSH OH HELLL YEAH ARCHIVING THIS NEAT FACT HERE!!!!

DID YOU KNOW???

In Eltingville Club's first, introductory chapter (exactly at the 10th panel); Pete says exactly this:

"CHECK *THIS* OUT-- I got a fairly decent copy of Jackie Chan's City Hunter for *only* twenty-five bucks from this guy in Jersey---

The picture's kinda grainy an' all, an' *jumpy* an' all the subtitles are kind hard to read, *but*, *c'mon*, only *twenty-five bucks*!"

HE LIKES JACKIE CHAN!!!! JACKIE CHAN IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING AND ACTUALLY MY PLAYFUL KIN, ALL TIME HIGH ROLEMODEL ACTUALLY GRAHHHH!!!!!!

DUDEEEEESSS, SISSSSSSSTERS, FELLOW NB MATESSS !!!!!!!! I NOW HEADCANON PETE AND MONT HAPPILY INCLUDING RUSH HOUR MOVIES IN THEIR TO RE-BINGEWATCH LIST IN THEIR PLATONIC DATE NIGHTS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Just BECAYS IM ANGY DOESNT MEAN IM NOT GENUINEEEEE OMFG IM A CTUALLY A FAWNING PORCUPINE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH SELF-

Jerkasss iWILLNOTKILLMYSELFF FUCK YIU IM IRL STANLYE PINES IRL AJ I AM NOTTT SHALLOW KINNER AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A FUCKING BIGGER FISH TO FRY HERE MATE. LIKE SURVIVAL. YOU LRETENTIOUS CUCKING [TRUE NEUTRAL ROUTE]

Re[ACT]. ReBL8G. FUCKIJG FONATE YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS THOUGHYS AND LRAYERS FUCKING SHALLOW ASS MYSTIC FLOIR ASS FUCKING ASS BITCH ASS DIAMONDSSSSS OMFH IVNOWWWWW IM SPINELLLLLLLL THATSBMYBPURPOSEBTOBBE YOURSLAVEEEE BUT

CANON-COMPLIANT ELTINGVILLE #01. A HAUGHTILY FORMED HEADCANON, HOTHEADEDLY, PASSIONATELY, HOT-AIR-BALOONED-LUNGS-PUFFED-OUT-SQUEAKING-OUT-THE-AIRRRRR-OUT, MY SQUEAKILY SQUEALLL SQUEAKY MOUSE SQUEAK, PUFFING DISCOVERYYYY!!!!!!!

OH GOSH OH HELLL YEAH ARCHIVING THIS NEAT FACT HERE!!!!

DID YOU KNOW???

In Eltingville Club's first, introductory chapter (exactly at the 10th panel); Pete says exactly this:

"CHECK *THIS* OUT-- I got a fairly decent copy of Jackie Chan's City Hunter for *only* twenty-five bucks from this guy in Jersey---

The picture's kinda grainy an' all, an' *jumpy* an' all the subtitles are kind hard to read, *but*, *c'mon*, only *twenty-five bucks*!"

HE LIKES JACKIE CHAN!!!! JACKIE CHAN IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING AND ACTUALLY MY PLAYFUL KIN, ALL TIME HIGH ROLEMODEL ACTUALLY GRAHHHH!!!!!!

DUDEEEEESSS, SISSSSSSSTERS, FELLOW NB MATESSS !!!!!!!! I NOW HEADCANON PETE AND MONT HAPPILY INCLUDING RUSH HOUR MOVIES IN THEIR TO RE-BINGEWATCH LIST IN THEIR PLATONIC DATE NIGHTS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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GOOD FUCKING GRIEF PEOPPE HAVE YOU NOT READ MY TIRELLESSLY MONG TIRADESS YOU SKIPPED ME STANLEY YOU SKIPPPED ME HOU FUCKINV INCONSIDERATE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE EXCLUSIONIST ACTUALLY FUCCKING CLOSETEX RACIST SUPEEMACIST CLOSETED CLASSIST OPINION HAVING FUCMING FUCKKK

I wiLL joT not KNOTTY KNOT KILLL MYSELFFFF YA HEARMEEE I JUST WANNA EXPRESS MY GRIEVANCES THAT DESPIYTEEE THE FICKING FUCKING FICTIONAL FUCKING MALADAPTIVELY DAYDREAMING GOOD FAITH OF MINNEEE O

I am gen z wilford motherloving warfstach

Undyne GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CANON-COMPLIANT ELTINGVILLE #01. A HAUGHTILY FORMED HEADCANON, HOTHEADEDLY, PASSIONATELY, HOT-AIR-BALOONED-LUNGS-PUFFED-OUT-SQUEAKING-OUT-THE-AIRRRRR-OUT, MY SQUEAKILY SQUEALLL SQUEAKY MOUSE SQUEAK, PUFFING DISCOVERYYYY!!!!!!!

OH GOSH OH HELLL YEAH ARCHIVING THIS NEAT FACT HERE!!!!

DID YOU KNOW???

In Eltingville Club's first, introductory chapter (exactly at the 10th panel); Pete says exactly this:

"CHECK *THIS* OUT-- I got a fairly decent copy of Jackie Chan's City Hunter for *only* twenty-five bucks from this guy in Jersey---

The picture's kinda grainy an' all, an' *jumpy* an' all the subtitles are kind hard to read, *but*, *c'mon*, only *twenty-five bucks*!"

HE LIKES JACKIE CHAN!!!! JACKIE CHAN IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING AND ACTUALLY MY PLAYFUL KIN, ALL TIME HIGH ROLEMODEL ACTUALLY GRAHHHH!!!!!!

DUDEEEEESSS, SISSSSSSSTERS, FELLOW NB MATESSS !!!!!!!! I NOW HEADCANON PETE AND MONT HAPPILY INCLUDING RUSH HOUR MOVIES IN THEIR TO RE-BINGEWATCH LIST IN THEIR PLATONIC DATE NIGHTS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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EUGHHHHHHHHH THESE FREAKSSSS!!!!!!!!! CAN ANYONE PLEASEEEEE FUCKING MAKE THESE TOO HAPPILY MARRIED FUCKING QUEER COUPLE STOPPPPPPPPPPPP INTELLECTUALLY EMLTIONALLY MATURELY YAPPPINGGGGGGGGGGGGG LIKE SERIOUSLY BROTHERRR EUGHHHHHHH YEAH SURE BE HAPPY AND LOVEY DOVEY ALL YOU WANT DONT MINNDDD ME HURLING OVER AT THIS FURTHEST CORNER FROM YOUR DISGUSTINGLY SACCHARINE JAZMIN BEAN SWEET AFFECTIONATE ASSESS YOU QUEEEEEERSSSSSSZ!!!!!!!!!!

Personal Gen-ZEltingville AU #01. CrypticTerror Discord Server Screenshot.

🪓 [ 3:08 Cryptid, you holdin up good? ]

📼 [ 3:09 -# __fine and dandy__as ever man. hahhhh __fine and dandy as ever__.]

🪓 [ 3:10 Got it. Let's not. Trigger each other then and just use our nicknames for now alright? ]

📼 [ 3:11 -# awww <3333 sure terror. im actually cool with that. ]

🪓 [ 3:12 Feeling up to an angst roleplay? ]

📼 [ 3:13 -# nahhh man had enough of that. can we do like fluffs? ]

🪓 [ 3:14 Course, Cryptid. Any fandom in mind? Or do you want me to be out of character for now? ]

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IM FUCKING STEWPEED IM ACTUALLY MOTHERFUCKING STUPID

THE ASKS WERE FUCKING OFF !!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER I DON'T SEE ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GRIEF WHEN CAN I EVERR STOP BEING AN ACTUAL FUCKING DUMBASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASK STUFFS!!!!! AND DON'T PUT ANY CANDY WRAPPERS (I'M GLARING AT YOU LOCKJAW)

Younglings, SCRAM!!!!!!

Adults are talkin'!!!!!!

CURSES!!! VEXES!!!!! BAD LUCK EV'N!!!!!!

If I see you kids hangin' around these bloody dangerous blocks, your old FOLKS will get a mighty earful of you OGGLIN' on private mature matters. Ya heaar that? AN EARFUL!!!!!!

STOP TRESSPASSIN'

HOPES NOT GONNA BE THE ONLY THANG Y'ALL ABANDON ONCE YE ENTER HERE

DON'T IGNORE THE GIGANTIC RED SIGNS!

RETREAT!!! RETREAT I TELL YA!!!!

RETREAT!!!!!!!!

...

Bloody hell, swear to god, these fledgelings gotta quit forcin' maturity at some point. Many GOSH DARN THINGS under the sun to supply self's pastime and leisure with, yet they REEEALLY had t' bother the mighty few spaces where I can freely share my grievances and shit without worryin' for their safety... sighhhhh

Devil's gotta do them Devil's work...

Only the grown-ups here? Good.

Welcome to Eltingville Club or some shit. There used to be some long ass precursory introduction and initiation process thingy for anyone that's applyin', but c'mon now. No need to do that. It's just us talkin' here.

Don't mention I had let y'all through like this so easily to any of the other guys though. Specially Levy. That guy is a real stickler for documentations and followin' procedures.

Call me Monty. Full name? You a cop or somethin? Nah, just messin'. It is Monte-Verje Frayna Regulto ... I know, it's a gosh darn fuckin' mouthful, I swear if I had a nickel for everytime I hear that typa response- That's what you get for havin' a culture colonized exhaustively multiple times. Now, you gotta hoooonor a BUNCH of surnames from some unknown this and the other, that somehow got mixed into the bloodline. Yeah no I'm not originally from here. Family fled from the Philippines once martial law started happenin'. Could only keep wonderin' how that land's still holdin up to this point...

Oi....You sly fuckin' bastard! You made me talk too much about myself while only wielding your silence somehow. I swear, your presence will do GREATLY in like some extreme interrogation process. We tackled that kinda tactic in a class last weekend actually. Heh, yeah, studying criminal justice. Third year now and on my way to gettin that forensic arts job title babyyyy.

What do you mean all these shit's irrelevant to the club? I AM PART OF THE CLUB. I AM THE SECRETARY OF TOONS AND CRYPTID HUNTING. I'M THE ONLY ONE'S AVAILABLE HERE, SO OF COURSE I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT MYSELF! YOU'D RATHER ME IGNORE YOUR ASS INSTEAD AND BE APATHETIC TO YOUR PRESENCE YOU UNTHINKING, STINKING FUC-

Woaaaaaah woah WOAH... woah there- oh fuck, sounded too much like a real big Dickey for a second. Sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm mighty awful for explodin', anger issues speaking, my bad. I uhh yeah trust me, I'm actually... I'm actually a really chill, level-headed guy like uhh usually, I dunno why I sounded so gosh darn intense there-

This... this is somehow the perfect timing to segway to inform y'all 'bout the club activities. We actually have a scheduled time slot for visiting rage rooms. If I'm neurotic, god forbid you guys meeting the others heh just kidding, all those dorks are their own flavor of being lovable actually. You oughta just give em all some fair chance. Lotsa boundary establishin' and repetitive understandin' and comedic cycles of fights for dignity then forgiveness, but trust me, issalll worthit.

But uhh yeah, rage rooms, we do that, alongside adrenaline releasing stuff and karaoke sessions and general emotional releasin' and physical fitness stuff. People forget entertainment and self-care IS also a passion. If you're secretly self-loathing, I'll make sure you're gonna quit that shit, that's not a suggestion, that's a fuckin' threat START LOVIN' YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKIN NOW MATE!

Nah, I'm not angry this time. Just being performatively loud for the bit. Screaming's just so fun to me, you should try it more. Oh shoot, do let me know if you got volume issues tho, I'm kinda obligated to like inform the other guys bout every member's sensibilities.

OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS, GOING BACK TO THE CLUB ACTIVITIES TOPIC-

We all have our own schtick going on, you're bound to eventually latch on an interest that exactly suits your fancy.

Jerry's the fantasy guy. Heard about Magic the Gathering and DND? Yeah, he's quite famous in the community actually. Don't be intimidated though, he's approachable. Quite a perfect introductory guide actually. Trust me, his sessions are really beginner friendly. Jer prioritizes the storytelling and roleplaying side of things over the complicated numbers and stats. Once you got a solid grasp on how the gameplays work though, you gain like a whole 'nother appreciation for the stuff.

Josh got the extensive knowledge for all things Sci-fi, I could actually show you his blogs and YouTube channel later. He kinda do those hours long restrospective videos, as well as iceberg dives and pinpointing small, interconnecting details. He's quite articulated with his recommendations and if you already have a knack for all things techy and expanding fictional worlds and societal aspects, you two will heavily get along.

Pete might be a familiar face if you frequent in Fangoria. Yeah, no, that is the same guy on the picture frame there. The most annoying grin that is just oh so punchable...

...

Y'know, he kinda got the biggest ego here that needs to be knocked down a peg or two.

Oh no, I'm not downplaying his accomplishments. As his spouse, I'll always be proud of how far he had come with like his skills and prosthetics and practical effects and yada yada affirmations but COME ON. That asshole keeps getting too fucking generous with overworking details on his projects! Watch him aaaallllways go back home too late at night. Guess who had to deal with his loud ass snores, you'd mistake that loud shit for some grating chainsaw in a campy horror flick. YEAH ME, DUH, NO BRAINER! Please, for the love of fuck and my sanity, refrain from complimenting that bastard. He's already unbearable as he is, don't further inflate his agonizingly erected ego-

Yeesh got too personal there- shit should I had just read the script in the first place? Scratch all the trash I'd said uhh Pete. Secretary of spooky stuffs. Classic horror movie binges as well as costume design and monster concept activities. He does free workshops actually, teaches like anyone's interested workin' in the horror industry. I'll grab you the details in case you're interested.

Bill's got all kinds of comics your heart could ever hope for. Yeah, the big shop around the corner, that's his establishment. Kinda wild to say that out loud, knowing the place used to be Big Joe's. Ya askin who Big Joe is? Joe. Youre askin about Joe. I am an adult and I have self-restraint.

Ignore what I muttered there, to answer your question, Joe Gargagliano's some old fuck who got sent to prison after assaulting a cop. Bastard thought he could collect some insurance if he reattempts to burn the comic shop after like the initial incident. Said initial incident may or may not involve the Eltingville Club itself, I am not legally obligated to tell you everything. If you wanna know the whole truth, ask Bill.

Oh yeah, we're talking about Bill. He actually ends up gettin' 'nough funds to own the property.

In true spirit of Eltingville Club, the place got repurposed into a variety store. All types of interests are welcome there, not just comics. In case you got any kiddos, you can take them to the place. There's a designated activity room for them. Meanwhile us old fucks can hang out, do tabletops and clink soms drinks right on the other side.

What's with that stare, you got nothing to worry about. Bill runs a highly integrated business. Besides, his partners Jerry and Mandi alternatively takes charge on monitoring the youngins. Of all people in this planet, trust my word when I say it's the Eltingville Club pioneers who'd never underestimate the chaotically destructive tendencies of teens. Oh the many tales you gotta catch up on.

Hmm? You doing okay? You kinda have this sort of an overwhelmed expression in your face...

Look, you shouldn't feel like any type of pressure. Really. This club's all about having good fun. If you're feeling like any sort of arising inferiority complex or competitiveness, snuff that flame down. Been in that headspace. There's like nothing good that comes out with entertaining that sort of thinking pattern, it's like a pointless ouroboros of vitriolic loathing. Feedin' hate with more hate. Your initial reaction with hearing 'bout other's success shouldn't be envy. It should inspiration. Aspiration even.

I'm actually a no-namer myself, you know. If I strip myself down to the barest description, like some impartial game stat narrator, I'm basically just some undergrad student, workin as a bouncer to make ends meet. But see, I vehemently reject meritocracy. Your worth as a person isn't defined by some arbitrary labels or titles or achievements.

Now, don't get my nutsacks twisted. I am not saying to give up on your resolution altogether, that's quite bleak. If you got a thing in mind you're targetin' to have for yourself, claim that shit, work your way up there.

With that said, learnin' to be content with yourself is also an important skill, you know? Focus less on lookin' at the empty space you don't have, shift your view to the lotta stuffs you already got with you.

That's why I personally don't believe in the concept of "having no personality". That's a silly goose talk.

New members often confide how they feel unworthy of their titles. Reasoning goes along the lines of "but there's already a Secretary for that!"

And? That's a'ight!

It's a broad genre, you simply hadn't pinpointed your niche. It's absolutely okay to have multiple adorers of the same thing. Absolutely no shame, no matter what number comes after your title. You're always worthy of it.

Feeling conscious you don't know that much? Learn. Expand your horizon. Just be earnest on exploring stuffs and hearing out what others got to say. Never forget to respect dignity and ideas, however far it may differ from yours. You'll never grow if you're so closed off with your views of what's good, what's bad. What's the best and what's the worst. Eventually, you'll have a collection of different perspectives that will refine your own.

When you reached at that point, you'll find yourself really attuned to seeing the nuance in any topic there ever is, no matter the genre. And even if you're not particularly heavily opinionated, there's still value from your presence. Appreciation doesn't always have to be expressed verbally after all. Sometimes, revisiting the stuff with good friends is enough. The club's never meant for pointless arguments.

Isn't this supposed to be about having fun?

...

I think I uhhh... I think I had said everythin' that needs to be said. At least I hope I've properly like uhh informed you with all the important stuffs. Literally, just approach me or any of the other members if you got any questions anytime. No one's gonna chuck an axe at your skull just for an ask.

We already outgrew our pettiness long ago.

Oh yeah, one last thing

Welcome to Eltingville Club.

Anything and Everything Eltingville will be here.

Feel free to interact if not a minor

Feel free to ask any questions in regards to Mont, The Eltingville Club members in this au, The Eltingville Club in my canon-compliant takes, my general insights in and out of character, favorite toons, most fond cryptid lore, the specific shade of color of Epilogue Pete's hoodie (HEX: #463E65 , CLOSEST PANTONE: 5265 , CHROMATIC PAINT: VIOLET-TOURACO DORVAL, RAL: EVENING MAUVE), basically ANYTHING and everything you can think of, it's all mighty welcome here

Feel free to request fanart or doodle ideas (fellow Eltingville oc/sona havers, flock to my submission box!)

I'm mostly good with starting and giving prompts and concepts but horrendously bad at following through (slow artist/writer combo blerghhh). Feel free to take any of my stuffs and writings and sketches here and do your own spin. I absolutely welcome additional, expansive spin-offs, rewrites, redraws, fanarts and allll that good shyde. Take this also as an invitation if you want me to do art trades, voice acts, world building expansion, and collabs with you! I love gathering more Eltingville moots!!!!

Who the fuck is @unreone ? Sounds like some kind of ancient, rotting hag that's been hiding inside a cave for far too long.

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THE BASTARD TURNED ME TO PIXELATED PONY Y'ALL HELLLLLLLL

I now have a truesona

GOSH EXTREMELY EDGY,

OF COURSE ID PICK THE CHIMERA OF A DINO, A DEMON, AND GORGON FOR A SONA STICKING WITH IT SINCE 2013 HELP MEEEEE

If like a butterfly flaps its wings differently, I see myself choosing a porcupine for a sona

A critter that craves for affection but its need for self-protection harms the ones that it loves

How can it hug someone when it's too afraid to hurt them?

Drawn to isolation and aversion, the idea of vulnerability comes at the cost of risking hurt

Because hurt is inevitable with change

And love is to be changed

The thing is, it's not that a porcupine is inherrently untouchable

If only it allows itself to be still and to be known, its beloved may know just the right spot and just the right pressure to make it feel their affection

That's just might be my avpd speaking but hurray self-awareness

Linearts

Sketches

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I now have a truesona

GOSH EXTREMELY EDGY,

OF COURSE ID PICK THE CHIMERA OF A DINO, A DEMON, AND GORGON FOR A SONA STICKING WITH IT SINCE 2013 HELP MEEEEE

If like a butterfly flaps its wings differently, I see myself choosing a porcupine for a sona

A critter that craves for affection but its need for self-protection harms the ones that it loves

How can it hug someone when it's too afraid to hurt them?

Drawn to isolation and aversion, the idea of vulnerability comes at the cost of risking hurt

Because hurt is inevitable with change

And love is to be changed

The thing is, it's not that a porcupine is inherrently untouchable

If only it allows itself to be still and to be known, its beloved may know just the right spot and just the right pressure to make it feel their affection

That's just might be my avpd speaking but hurray self-awareness

Linearts

Sketches

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I HEAR YOU TALKIN' SMACK ABOUT ME-

Jk why the fuck am I fighting with myself

Made a separate blog for all thing Eltingville

(DO YOU GETTTT THE HOMONYMS THEY SOUND THE FUCKING SIMILAR YALLL THEYRE HOMOS I TELL YA HOMOS!!!!!!)

Younglings, SCRAM!!!!!!

Adults are talkin'!!!!!!

CURSES!!! VEXES!!!!! BAD LUCK EV'N!!!!!!

If I see you kids hangin' around these bloody dangerous blocks, your old FOLKS will get a mighty earful of you OGGLIN' on private mature matters. Ya heaar that? AN EARFUL!!!!!!

STOP TRESSPASSIN'

HOPES NOT GONNA BE THE ONLY THANG Y'ALL ABANDON ONCE YE ENTER HERE

DON'T IGNORE THE GIGANTIC RED SIGNS!

RETREAT!!! RETREAT I TELL YA!!!!

RETREAT!!!!!!!!

...

Bloody hell, swear to god, these fledgelings gotta quit forcin' maturity at some point. Many GOSH DARN THINGS under the sun to supply self's pastime and leisure with, yet they REEEALLY had t' bother the mighty few spaces where I can freely share my grievances and shit without worryin' for their safety... sighhhhh

Devil's gotta do them Devil's work...

Only the grown-ups here? Good.

Welcome to Eltingville Club or some shit. There used to be some long ass precursory introduction and initiation process thingy for anyone that's applyin', but c'mon now. No need to do that. It's just us talkin' here.

Don't mention I had let y'all through like this so easily to any of the other guys though. Specially Levy. That guy is a real stickler for documentations and followin' procedures.

Call me Monty. Full name? You a cop or somethin? Nah, just messin'. It is Monte-Verje Frayna Regulto ... I know, it's a gosh darn fuckin' mouthful, I swear if I had a nickel for everytime I hear that typa response- That's what you get for havin' a culture colonized exhaustively multiple times. Now, you gotta hoooonor a BUNCH of surnames from some unknown this and the other, that somehow got mixed into the bloodline. Yeah no I'm not originally from here. Family fled from the Philippines once martial law started happenin'. Could only keep wonderin' how that land's still holdin up to this point...

Oi....You sly fuckin' bastard! You made me talk too much about myself while only wielding your silence somehow. I swear, your presence will do GREATLY in like some extreme interrogation process. We tackled that kinda tactic in a class last weekend actually. Heh, yeah, studying criminal justice. Third year now and on my way to gettin that forensic arts job title babyyyy.

What do you mean all these shit's irrelevant to the club? I AM PART OF THE CLUB. I AM THE SECRETARY OF TOONS AND CRYPTID HUNTING. I'M THE ONLY ONE'S AVAILABLE HERE, SO OF COURSE I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT MYSELF! YOU'D RATHER ME IGNORE YOUR ASS INSTEAD AND BE APATHETIC TO YOUR PRESENCE YOU UNTHINKING, STINKING FUC-

Woaaaaaah woah WOAH... woah there- oh fuck, sounded too much like a real big Dickey for a second. Sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm mighty awful for explodin', anger issues speaking, my bad. I uhh yeah trust me, I'm actually... I'm actually a really chill, level-headed guy like uhh usually, I dunno why I sounded so gosh darn intense there-

This... this is somehow the perfect timing to segway to inform y'all 'bout the club activities. We actually have a scheduled time slot for visiting rage rooms. If I'm neurotic, god forbid you guys meeting the others heh just kidding, all those dorks are their own flavor of being lovable actually. You oughta just give em all some fair chance. Lotsa boundary establishin' and repetitive understandin' and comedic cycles of fights for dignity then forgiveness, but trust me, issalll worthit.

But uhh yeah, rage rooms, we do that, alongside adrenaline releasing stuff and karaoke sessions and general emotional releasin' and physical fitness stuff. People forget entertainment and self-care IS also a passion. If you're secretly self-loathing, I'll make sure you're gonna quit that shit, that's not a suggestion, that's a fuckin' threat START LOVIN' YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKIN NOW MATE!

Nah, I'm not angry this time. Just being performatively loud for the bit. Screaming's just so fun to me, you should try it more. Oh shoot, do let me know if you got volume issues tho, I'm kinda obligated to like inform the other guys bout every member's sensibilities.

OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS, GOING BACK TO THE CLUB ACTIVITIES TOPIC-

We all have our own schtick going on, you're bound to eventually latch on an interest that exactly suits your fancy.

Jerry's the fantasy guy. Heard about Magic the Gathering and DND? Yeah, he's quite famous in the community actually. Don't be intimidated though, he's approachable. Quite a perfect introductory guide actually. Trust me, his sessions are really beginner friendly. Jer prioritizes the storytelling and roleplaying side of things over the complicated numbers and stats. Once you got a solid grasp on how the gameplays work though, you gain like a whole 'nother appreciation for the stuff.

Josh got the extensive knowledge for all things Sci-fi, I could actually show you his blogs and YouTube channel later. He kinda do those hours long restrospective videos, as well as iceberg dives and pinpointing small, interconnecting details. He's quite articulated with his recommendations and if you already have a knack for all things techy and expanding fictional worlds and societal aspects, you two will heavily get along.

Pete might be a familiar face if you frequent in Fangoria. Yeah, no, that is the same guy on the picture frame there. The most annoying grin that is just oh so punchable...

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Y'know, he kinda got the biggest ego here that needs to be knocked down a peg or two.

Oh no, I'm not downplaying his accomplishments. As his spouse, I'll always be proud of how far he had come with like his skills and prosthetics and practical effects and yada yada affirmations but COME ON. That asshole keeps getting too fucking generous with overworking details on his projects! Watch him aaaallllways go back home too late at night. Guess who had to deal with his loud ass snores, you'd mistake that loud shit for some grating chainsaw in a campy horror flick. YEAH ME, DUH, NO BRAINER! Please, for the love of fuck and my sanity, refrain from complimenting that bastard. He's already unbearable as he is, don't further inflate his agonizingly erected ego-

Yeesh got too personal there- shit should I had just read the script in the first place? Scratch all the trash I'd said uhh Pete. Secretary of spooky stuffs. Classic horror movie binges as well as costume design and monster concept activities. He does free workshops actually, teaches like anyone's interested workin' in the horror industry. I'll grab you the details in case you're interested.

Bill's got all kinds of comics your heart could ever hope for. Yeah, the big shop around the corner, that's his establishment. Kinda wild to say that out loud, knowing the place used to be Big Joe's. Ya askin who Big Joe is? Joe. Youre askin about Joe. I am an adult and I have self-restraint.

Ignore what I muttered there, to answer your question, Joe Gargagliano's some old fuck who got sent to prison after assaulting a cop. Bastard thought he could collect some insurance if he reattempts to burn the comic shop after like the initial incident. Said initial incident may or may not involve the Eltingville Club itself, I am not legally obligated to tell you everything. If you wanna know the whole truth, ask Bill.

Oh yeah, we're talking about Bill. He actually ends up gettin' 'nough funds to own the property.

In true spirit of Eltingville Club, the place got repurposed into a variety store. All types of interests are welcome there, not just comics. In case you got any kiddos, you can take them to the place. There's a designated activity room for them. Meanwhile us old fucks can hang out, do tabletops and clink soms drinks right on the other side.

What's with that stare, you got nothing to worry about. Bill runs a highly integrated business. Besides, his partners Jerry and Mandi alternatively takes charge on monitoring the youngins. Of all people in this planet, trust my word when I say it's the Eltingville Club pioneers who'd never underestimate the chaotically destructive tendencies of teens. Oh the many tales you gotta catch up on.

Hmm? You doing okay? You kinda have this sort of an overwhelmed expression in your face...

Look, you shouldn't feel like any type of pressure. Really. This club's all about having good fun. If you're feeling like any sort of arising inferiority complex or competitiveness, snuff that flame down. Been in that headspace. There's like nothing good that comes out with entertaining that sort of thinking pattern, it's like a pointless ouroboros of vitriolic loathing. Feedin' hate with more hate. Your initial reaction with hearing 'bout other's success shouldn't be envy. It should inspiration. Aspiration even.

I'm actually a no-namer myself, you know. If I strip myself down to the barest description, like some impartial game stat narrator, I'm basically just some undergrad student, workin as a bouncer to make ends meet. But see, I vehemently reject meritocracy. Your worth as a person isn't defined by some arbitrary labels or titles or achievements.

Now, don't get my nutsacks twisted. I am not saying to give up on your resolution altogether, that's quite bleak. If you got a thing in mind you're targetin' to have for yourself, claim that shit, work your way up there.

With that said, learnin' to be content with yourself is also an important skill, you know? Focus less on lookin' at the empty space you don't have, shift your view to the lotta stuffs you already got with you.

That's why I personally don't believe in the concept of "having no personality". That's a silly goose talk.

New members often confide how they feel unworthy of their titles. Reasoning goes along the lines of "but there's already a Secretary for that!"

And? That's a'ight!

It's a broad genre, you simply hadn't pinpointed your niche. It's absolutely okay to have multiple adorers of the same thing. Absolutely no shame, no matter what number comes after your title. You're always worthy of it.

Feeling conscious you don't know that much? Learn. Expand your horizon. Just be earnest on exploring stuffs and hearing out what others got to say. Never forget to respect dignity and ideas, however far it may differ from yours. You'll never grow if you're so closed off with your views of what's good, what's bad. What's the best and what's the worst. Eventually, you'll have a collection of different perspectives that will refine your own.

When you reached at that point, you'll find yourself really attuned to seeing the nuance in any topic there ever is, no matter the genre. And even if you're not particularly heavily opinionated, there's still value from your presence. Appreciation doesn't always have to be expressed verbally after all. Sometimes, revisiting the stuff with good friends is enough. The club's never meant for pointless arguments.

Isn't this supposed to be about having fun?

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I think I uhhh... I think I had said everythin' that needs to be said. At least I hope I've properly like uhh informed you with all the important stuffs. Literally, just approach me or any of the other members if you got any questions anytime. No one's gonna chuck an axe at your skull just for an ask.

We already outgrew our pettiness long ago.

Oh yeah, one last thing

Welcome to Eltingville Club.

Anything and Everything Eltingville will be here.

Feel free to interact if not a minor

Feel free to ask any questions in regards to Mont, The Eltingville Club members in this au, The Eltingville Club in my canon-compliant takes, my general insights in and out of character, favorite toons, most fond cryptid lore, the specific shade of color of Epilogue Pete's hoodie (HEX: #463E65 , CLOSEST PANTONE: 5265 , CHROMATIC PAINT: VIOLET-TOURACO DORVAL, RAL: EVENING MAUVE), basically ANYTHING and everything you can think of, it's all mighty welcome here

Feel free to request fanart or doodle ideas (fellow Eltingville oc/sona havers, flock to my submission box!)

I'm mostly good with starting and giving prompts and concepts but horrendously bad at following through (slow artist/writer combo blerghhh). Feel free to take any of my stuffs and writings and sketches here and do your own spin. I absolutely welcome additional, expansive spin-offs, rewrites, redraws, fanarts and allll that good shyde. Take this also as an invitation if you want me to do art trades, voice acts, world building expansion, and collabs with you! I love gathering more Eltingville moots!!!!

Who the fuck is @unreone ? Sounds like some kind of ancient, rotting hag that's been hiding inside a cave for far too long.

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AND BUMBLEBEE !!! type of beat

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(Ignore how dusty and musty this place looks

*cough* *cough* acK)

Archiving this gift art for @zeddye in here!!!!

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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

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BOOST !!! HELP ME IF YOU CAN Y'ALL

Soooo…I know we’re all in a really bad place right now and a lot of people need money…

But I was already managing by the skin of my teeth…and then yesterday I found out that the show that was going to get me through the month was cancelled. 🙃

So, I am turning to you, Techblr. You’ve really come through for me before, and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it!

If anyone has a few extra dollars to spare and my antics have amused you in the past, I could really use the help. I have very little food right now (I actually ran out of flour the other day, so I can’t even like…make stuff), I’m behind on bills, and I’ll need to get medication soon.

That being said, please don’t feel any pressure to donate! If you’re not in a position to do so (and I know most of us aren’t), please feel free to ignore this post (or just reblog it if you’re comfortable doing so)

My PayPal is stagefeets@gmail.com

(Like last time, I am going through my drafts to bring you more new stagefoot content in return!)

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Literally say Trick or Treat in my Inbox

You might get a Trick

Or

Hehe

A Treat

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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Ohhhh yeee we wanna make a sceneee with this one folks !

NEVER NULLIFYING THE NAUGHTINESS IN US AS NUTTY KINNERS YEAHHH YEAHHH YEAHHHHHH

Character Playlists request for Charas are always open just drop asks in inbox!!!

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"Oh! Somebody rings the bell. Won't ya look at that, hello @coffeeecryptid !!!!!!! Thank ya for visitin mah room, what are yer glorious insights?"

"Yer lookin for the source! Alright, I'll get them for ya, wait jusstttt a bit."

*Enters the storage room*

*lip smacks*

*Blankly stares at the boxes.*

*Paces for a while.*

*Searches for the box named Osaka and did not found the thing.*

*Grimaces*

*Paces some more*

*Realize the tag must have been different.*

*Searches for the box named Flaky and found the thing.*

*Grins.*

"Ahhh there we go!"

*Comes out of the storage room with this dusty post in hand.*

"Here yew gooo, I found the source! That took a bit while but hope this helps!"

THE MORE TIME PASSES THE MORE LIKELY I WANT TO END UP OUTRIGHT MAKING AN AZUMANGAxHTF AU-

Its creation + original pic under cut:

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They're all so realll y'all !!!!!!

Demon'OHuntin AU Skins

Lots of Demons out there. Hellgate's all wide open, teeming with all types of bloody bastards seeking for bloodshed. Well... not ALL of them wants that, but it would be dishonest to not say that their main task given by Satan IS wrecking havoc and destruction on earth and stuffs. Sooo yeah I guess- I guess we hunting them demons now.