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Be real with me here.

I never liked the final season of criminal case, the sloppiest cases of dating apps and love triangles, kind of BS love tropes and stereotypes. And the ending? It was bittersweet yes, but don't you feel numb for all that just for a few friends that stayed and getting our favorite characters die, degraded to forgetfulness?

It's interesting to watch the past than the recent. But it soon to become empty, grace of no hope.

I'm building up a true ending case where our favorite characters gets to live, but the mc gets crushed over the nihilism to save them without a purpose and must learn their friends are there to support (I get the player can't truly talk in the game, even mentioning how we are addressed of joking or at serious stakes. It makes sense they'll become numb throughout the seasons). Maybe add some good detail and perhaps rewrite S8.

Idk, I might need some help here about this change. And take the slow processing time to learn how this timeline goes, maybe an advice from you guys. I might need some full research on how to rewrite with additional cases whilst using the original formula. It would make an awesome CC AU :)

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If you’re still doing the ship headcanons, can you do Joe x Louis?

I’m totally normal about them

Most certainly! And @takoluka-magurofever also requested them, so tagging you as well! Yep, Joe/Louis was the other couple besides Zoevid that got requested twice, which, I'll be honest, actually surprised me a bit! But anyways, onto the headcanons!

At least they're together now in, uh....not heaven.

If they lived together, they'd certainly need more than one bathroom because Louis would take FOREVER to get ready in the morning (mostly because he's doing his hair). His hands would be covered in products as he meticulously curled his hair, and if they only had one bathroom, Joe would be knocking on the door, begging for Louis to let him use the restroom before he went to work. Louis would say, "Hang on, I'm almost done" (he's been saying that for the past 40 minutes).

They'd be so chatty when watching movies together, everything from drama to comedy to romance to action to suspense, to literally whatever. They'd flop on their couch, commenting on what they're watching, even if they'd dislike other people commenting when watching stuff with them. But with the two of them, it's fine.

Unrelated note: It would suck to watch something with Bateman, especially as he'd probably mostly like really violent films and laugh really loudly if he found something amusing.

I was joking around with two of my friends, and one of them misread something I typed as "Louis has a Costco membership," and we came up with the idea that he does indeed have one. Rozetta, Julia, and Bateman steal it whenever they want to go the store to buy whatever, but Joe always asks nicely first, and he and Louis go to the store to snack on samples and buy whatever they need.

Joe felt incredibly guilty that he wasn't able to break Louis out of prison in time, even though he tried to focus on keeping the rest of his friends alive in Newmark to distract himself from his grief...but that didn't stop him from having nightmares that manifested from his fear, guilt, grief, everything, nightmares that got worse throughout Newmark to the point where he was indeed ready to die by the end of Blaze of Glory.

You know how Joe was canonically the only person Louis told that the neohumans were a hivemind who were biologically compelled to have absolute loyalty to their leader? I headcanon Louis only told Joe this is because, one, not only did Louis trust Joe the most out of everyone in Ad Astra, but also because Louis did NOT trust Bateman, the only other member of AA not in prison when he found out, with said information, thinking Bateman would try to take control of the army and do something crazy/violent/impulsive with the neohumans if he could, and both Louis and Joe were afraid that if Rozetta and Julia were told about the biological loyalty, they wouldn't want to keep a secret from Bateman.

In the period between Denise causing the blackout to stop Louis from sending the message about Plan Supernova going "wrong" to the rest of Ad Astra and Louis being arrested, when Louis was panicking, knowing he was being hunted by Denise, he was scared enough that he wanted to spend his nights with Joe for safety, not wanting to be alone in his home. (Louis might've begged Bateman for shelter at his large, secure, busy estate, but Bateman would probably laugh him off and tell him to man up/that he was panicking about nothing/vastly overestimating the threat Denise posed.) However, Louis was extremely torn about sheltering with Joe, not wanting to make Joe a primary target of Denise as well.

Related to the above, when Louis, Joe, and Bateman were meeting after Louis broke into the dome and where Louis was clearly freaking out, Bateman was openly indifferent and apathetic to Louis' fear. Joe was trying to calm Louis down, frustrated by Bateman's complete lack of empathy. (Yeah, that's what happens when you "befriend" a violent sociopath, dude.)

After Louis murdered Zoe and drove home to change out of his bloody clothing, he tried to call Joe multiple times. When Joe was finally able to answer his phone, Louis basically had a panic attack over the phone, saying how badly he'd screwed up in panicking/losing his temper and killing Zoe, aka the only person they could've used to learn more about the serum, and how they now had no good way to learn about the effects of the serum and fight against Denise, and how Louis was terrified of being either arrested by the police or murdered by Denise. Joe, with much difficulty, managed to calm Louis down, saying that Louis needed to change and go to work where he'd be safe in public, and as soon as Joe could, he'd help Louis escape to either their secret hideout or make Bateman hide him before anyone could hunt him down, but, well, we know what happened to Louis instead.

Speaking of...Joe learned of Louis' death at work in excruciating detail. Mandy/Joe's deputy mayor (weird that we never met them, but I assume he had one?? Where tf were they during all this nonsense lmao) told him there'd been a violent murder at the prison. Joe froze, getting a suddenly horrible gut feeling, but managed to ask, who, what happened? You can probably imagine how horrified he was when he learned the prisoner's name and how he died: limbs blown off in a huge explosion, thrown against a wall, severely burned, blood everywhere, clearly died in agony and terror. Joe's mask slipped for just a moment, enough that the bearer of bad news asked if he was alright. Joe forced a smile, saying it was just disturbing news, before dismissing the person from his office and then having a bit of a breakdown at his desk, before calling up Bateman, saying they needed to get Rozetta and Julia out of prison ASAP before they were murdered, even if it meant taking the serum.

Shoot, okay. That was multiple angsts in a row. Now for a lighthearted one. I was joking with @astra-galaxie and said Louis would be the Daphne of Ad Astra, in the sense that he would be constantly getting kidnapped. I added that he'd be a very annoying hostage, either always screaming or threatening to sue his abductors/expose their secrets on CCN, and Astra said that the real reason Rozetta didn't want the members of Ad Astra to interact in public was to prevent anyone from thinking Louis was important enough to Joe to abduct, and then said that the abductors would drop Louis off at Joe's house due to being extremely annoyed by Louis. That inspired me to sketch this at work:

Louis is a complainer, always whining about something, such as annoying people at work and annoying people he has to interview. I can imagine him flopped on a coach, legs hanging off the side, as Joe sits next to him, nodding along and listening, because Joe is a good listener and advice-giver.

And finally, Louis, for the life of him, cannot open jars. He is always asking Joe for help to do so.

And that's a wrap! I hope you enjoyed these, both of you! I actually have a comic regarding one of these headcanons cooking (and almost done), so stay tuned for that....

(Hint: it'll be angsty.)

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Remember this?

Yeah I was so nonchalant back then when there wasn't a single Jones update, and somehow I pull up through the past and now some of you guys are updating this pathetic man. Sure, you were focussing on something else and that's okay, I'm just glad seeing more Jones content and making through the years without losing a single faith of this unspoken fandom. And I'm proud to stay despite the times for what kept myself for making this content, I feel safe around you. Sure, there's backlashes before I got to see the side of this fandom. It was a complicated path for me, but to know what others did. I'm not ignoring any warnings.

And thanks, I really appreciate how much I've gone through for two years anonymously in the fandom before coming out months ago. With your support and comments, I'm happy to find my people online.

... I'll leave this here.

Oc's Name is Ace Avelyte.

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Three is way too much for this world to handle.

A silly comic I made based on a crack RP. Get triple baka Jones'd

Once again, the only ocs I own here are Miles (the biter) and Forrest (the one with the cap). The rest belong to my friends.

Also yes, Miles has a bit of rabid/wild dog energy. He's silly, but deep down he harbors lots of anger.

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Same game, different style form before;

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Just love this scene so much

Gonna post all of it

Putting it under the cut since it’s a lot

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Just love this scene so much

Gonna post all of it

Putting it under the cut since it’s a lot

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Eternally unfinished.

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@dinamo123xpq requested some Zoe Kusama headcanons (I had a feeling she'd be requested lololol), and I have come to deliver! Sorry that this is a tad late, I've got like three different WIPs I've been trying to juggle between work rip.

But anyways!

She was an avid reader, and was a member of two different book clubs by the time she was abducted. Her favorite genres were poetry and nonfiction.

In fact, Zoe was also a very good writer. She was an excellent essayist and poet, and by the time she was kidnapped, she was already writing her own self-help book, which also contained some personal essays and poems. However, after she escaped from DreamLife, she didn't recognize the woman whose experiences she'd written about. She found herself incapable of following her own advice, as well as unworthy to help anyone. She ended up deleting all of her work.

TW, upsetting: Despite her feelings that she was incapable of helping anyone, she was actually a comfort to the other people DreamLife kidnapped. Even as Rozetta's scientists were horrifically experimenting on them and pretty much torturing them to death, Zoe tried desperately to comfort her fellow prisoners, and indeed did give them a tiny bit of companionship and comfort in their final, horrific days, and was more loved than she ever realized.

Didn't immediately attend college after high school, but rather spent a few years working and volunteering in order to gain experience for her application and save up money for college.

Sociology major and psychology and English minor.

Was on her high school varsity's swim team, and her best event was the 500 freestyle; she excelled in distance events, and even made state in her junior and senior years of high school.

Rosamund made her rather uneasy in the hospital, but because Rosamund hadn't physically harmed Zoe, the crap staff at the hospital ignored/dismissed Zoe's unease/worries. I really hope David and co. sued that shit hospital into oblivion.

One of the reasons she became a social worker, despite her parents attempting to talk her out of that career path since social workers unfortunately are very underpaid, was because she knew/knew of multiple people growing up who struggled with poverty, violence, and addiction, and was extremely angry by how little help they received, and wanted to be a person in the system who would actually care about the people she was working with, while trying to make the system more effective and beneficial.

Was very politically active and often protested against bigotry, violence, corruption, and injustice. Consider her to be the antithesis of Ad Astra, basically.

Poor Zoe. Honestly, while it's not a competition, between being kidnapped and pretty much tortured for months thanks to Rozetta, having everyone she tried to save die, losing her memory when she escaped and how overwhelmed and upset that made her given how she didn't know anyone or anything around her, having her amnesia be used as a blatant plot device, getting thrown into the worst psych hospital ever for almost twenty cases when she killed her torturer, getting psychologically tortured by a serial killer who should've been in PRISON, not a psych hospital, all because said Zoe was dating the man who justifiably arrested said serial killer for killing like a dozen people, getting harassed by an orderly with a grudge against mentally ill people (he needs to be fired, that is a conflict of interest if I've ever heard of one), getting terrifying and confusing levitation powers that drove her to tears, being constantly traumatized, depressed, scared, and frustrated while struggling to recover from an incredibly horrifying, complex, and tragic situation, and ultimately getting violently killed by a man she thought was her friend but was actually the friend of the woman who kicked of all of this by kidnapping Zoe for trying to help/find the people Rozetta had kidnapped, after said man had demanded that Zoe be subjected to MORE human experimentation--I think that out of all characters in CC, Zoe by far suffered the most. Poor woman. It's so infuriatingly unfair. And all because some evil, entitled millennials wanted to rule the world.

Sorry, that turned into an anti-Ad Astra (or at least, anti Rozetta and Louis) rant. But yeah.

Zoe deserved better.

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Lil chibi time :D

And stickers

I'll keep making more when I have enough free time :)

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Your partner

Found this cool base by @/JYYGCM on Twitter.

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wtf is he doing

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Я не знаю что писать:|///

I don't know what to write

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I wonder who

I apologize if this mischaracterizes ur oc :(

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What's irritating me more than the actual game?

Both the unnecessary cases with foiled excuses and the unnecessary referencing characters from our world into the game universe. I get they're different from the main source (with changed names and dialogues), but it frustrates me for stripping half of their story and plastered there that will soon get picked behind the murder.

I'd like to know if there's a lot of them that falls into this category.

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How I imagine the Bryan x Wade ship;