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i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

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hell hath no fury like a teen girl trying to get some goddamn privacy around here

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YOU! Are granted the power to suddenly own ONE video game franchise, and to hire the best people who have ever worked on it (and/or anyone else you want in on it).

What video game franchise are you rescuing--er, acquiring?

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happy monday

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Lovecraft wrote down all the ideas that came to him to do something with later and there are some real bangers in there

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Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

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yall know what time it is

HAPPY WET BEAST WEDNESDAY BABEYYYY

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i feel people shouldn't match one another's freaks. they should have a complementary freakset to enhance the dynamic and create a more well-rounded performance overall

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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Listen, you’ll be fine. Just don’t forget your library card and DON’T dog-ear the pages.

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the way I've not seen NEARLY as many posts or memes about the second assassination attempt is so fucking funny like yeah just wake us up when someone succeeds

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what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

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we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

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