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glenn dean, landscapes of the west / user @petrichara

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I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

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I find it hard to believe when ppl write Arthur Morgan as incredibly flirty or romantic...cause no way this man wouldn't be scared of intimacy considering what happened with Eliza and Isaac.

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Entoloma melanocephalum, Kaikoura, New Zealand

photo: Benny CK Chia

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I haven't been able to stop thinking about this video for weeks, it's bewitched me body and soul.

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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

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Quoth Rob Wiethoff : While I don’t know much about velociraptors, if they existed today, there’s a good chance they could kill you.

Textless and alternate version under the cut

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day 109

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captured

let him go

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more cowboy practice

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Mr Morgan sketch

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just noticed that the tumblr report function has removed the option to report someone who is not yourself being harrassed, while having added the option to report someone for ban evasion. surely, this change has no ties to the mass harrassment campaigns against transfeminine users on this site that said users and their supporters would like to report, and which have led to transfem users getting mass reported themselves to the point of fraudulent bans /s

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weed isnt real and you cant smoke it

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Anon doesn't enjoy clubbing at all, but wants to hear about the other side, if that side exists on the introvert website.

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You may see in her all of your greatest fears squeezed into one person. I spent most of her childhood praying she would not end up like me. But she turned out to be stubborn, aimless, just like her mother. But now I see. It's okay that she's a mess. Because just like me the universe gave her someone kind, patient and forgiving to make up for all she lacks.

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE 2022 | dir. Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert