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Finally finished a fic for the first time in fucking ages and it's god damn Sonic Boom porn

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVE TWINS 🎉🎉

[tw incest, twincest, sexy slippery eels]

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It's the tweels' birthday, Jade has been acquired, so that means it's Floyd time™.

Part 1

The first SR comes significantly quicker this time, with only one R beforehand.

Huh, and then there's another SR immediately after.

Just as I was about to wonder if I was going to end up commenting on there being no other SRs in the ten pull, Ruggie appears.

I've got seven ten pulls worth of gems left, hoping they're enough. (both because I would like to have gems leftover for future events, and because single keys are really fucking tedious)

God there were so many R cards before Sebek showed up.

And there were zero R cards before this Sebek showed up.

Ever since I noticed it, I keep thinking about Jade's conspicuous absence. Like not even a PE or School Uniform, where the fuck is he?

The fuck? A shit ton of Rs then a ceremonial Sebek?

And followed immediately by a labwear, though if it was lab Sebek again that'd be a bit too freaky.

With that sense of deja vu behind us, it's time for ten pull number 4.

Making an exception from the no R cards rule, just this once.

I tend to be kinda complainy in these things (mainly because I already have all of these cards so there's nothing new to get excited about) but I do want to mention that seeing my faves does legitimately make me smile. Like look at Deuce, he's so frigging adorable!

Ace heard me squeeing about Deuce and immediately burst into the room like the fucking koolaid man.

Vil.

Well, I like splitting these into parts every 5 ten pulls, so if this isn't the last one I'll see you in part 3.

God damn it why do I keep tapping so quickly that I don't get to see the SSR coffins.

Literally the first fucking card in the ten pull, Floyd really didn't want this to be a three parter.

What's there to even say at this point, I already have my boy. (though Deuce is still frigging adorable)

I guess I can just admire the pretty SR cards until the ten pull runs out. (though I forgot to screenshot Azul's)

Wait this ten pull is still going? I am getting fucking showered in SRs.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Have there been any R cards in this pull, I legitimately don't remember?

Okay there was one R prior to the fucking explosion of SRs. (and another in the middle that my brain apparently completely skipped over) Well, this tweelday wasn't anywhere near as crazy as last year's, but I didn't have to go to pity or use any single keys so it was still pretty good.

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It's my precious boys' birthday, so that's means it's time to get some new SSRs. I've got over 200 pulls saved, but a lot of them are single keys so I really hope I don't actually have to go to pity for both of them.

Last year I had the most stupidly amazing luck, but even if they somehow come home really quickly again it won't be that crazy, since there isn't another showcase I plan on putting the leftovers towards.

I started with Floyd last time, so let's go with Jade.

I didn't screenshot it (since I just don't bother with the R cards, but there were two school uniform Idias in a row)

After that and a bunch of other Rs, we have the first SR of the day.

And hey, here's Idia again, now in SR form.

One ten pull down, (hopefully less then) 19 to go!

Leona's the first labwear of the day.

Then we're right back to ceremonial robes.

And hey, here's Idia again, now in labwear form.

Holy shit there are a lot more SRs in this ten pull.

On to the next ten pull.

After a bunch of R cards, we have Epel. At least this one isn't another fucking Masquerade-fuck I tapped onwards before I could get a screenshot.

I love you Floyd, but go back in there and get your brother and his goofy jacket.

Time to use the last of my ten keys.

Floyd's back in a new outfit, but still not with his brother in tow. Come to think of it, I haven't even seen any Jade R or SR cards today.

Since I don't want to run into tumblr's image limit, this next ten pull is the end of this part, regardless of if Jade comes home or not.

Feeling pessimistic, but at least Kalim's here.

And hey, here's Idia again, now in labwear form again. (why yes I have been copying and pasting these)

Squee! Was tapping so quickly I didn't even register it was the SSR coffin.

First precious birthday boy acquired, on to the next one!

So in part 2 I'll start pulling for Floyd, and crossing my fingers he doesn't force me to dive into my stash of single keys.

Part 2

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Under a cut because it hasn't been officially revealed yet

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GETTING BOOK 7 NEXT MONTH!!!

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Okay, I've done 50 ten pulls and still no Azul in sight. (But there have been a shit ton of Epels)

Part 1

Floyd! Not another Epel, and he's my precious boy. Hopefully this is a sign of good things to come.

Holy shit, this is the first ten pull to actually contain no Epels. Because there was literally only the one SR, but still.

I don't have anything to say about Vil, beyond the fact that he's not Epel.

Speak of the devil.

GOD DAMN IT!

Ugh, I'm going to have to use up all my pulls for Azul, aren't I?

I have completely lost track of how many Masquerade Epels there have been so far.

Another one for the pile.

Epel I love you, but please stop.

I haven't even started reading the event yet, I've been too busy amassing an army of Masquerade Epels. Also that was the last of my ten keys, really hoping I don't have to go all the way to second pity.

What do I even say at this point?

Only one more Epel this time, and now it's time to hit first pity.

Vil again, now in labwear.

And the boy is finally home!

It took a 100 pulls, but at least he's home.

Wait fuck the ten pull isn't over, that wasn't pity?!

And with a shiny new dorm card, it's now actually been a 100 pulls.

In total there were 16 Masquerade Epels, and I have 161 pulls left for the birthday tweels (74 of which are single keys, so that's going to be "fun")

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It's Glorious Masquerade time, I have over 200 pulls ready, let's see how many it takes to get Azul. Probably won't be as lucky as I was with basketball Floyd, but hopefully he'll at least leave me with enough leftovers for the tweels' birthday next month.

After a couple of Diasomnia R cards, we have the first SR of the day. Unsurprisingly, it's Masquerade Epel. We'll inevitably be seeing a lot of him today.

And yup, Epel number two is already here.

As if to spite me, a third Epel shows up immediately after the second, with no R cards in between. (Epel, I love you, but let someone else have a turn)

WHAT THE FUCK EPEL?!

AGAIN?! How do I get five fucking Epels in one ten pull?

This is just ridiculous. Well, on to the next ten pull.

First card in the ten pull and it's a miracle! An SR other then Epel!

Of course Epel made sure to reintroduce himself after a bunch of R cards.

Only the one Epel this time at least.

I now have an entire Spelldrive team's worth of Masquerade Epels.

I am going to be swimming in SR perfume by the time this is done.

Silver!

And Deuce! Finally getting some variety in this liveblog.

Okay, on to the next pull.

After like a bajillion R cards, Silver shows up again, this time in his ceremonial robes.

Immediately followed by Masquerade Epel, having apparently been summoned by my daring to think the words "maybe there won't even be an Epel this ten pull".

We're 40 pulls in and currently at 9 Epels.

Oh hey, lab Jack.

I swear literally every time I start to think there isn't going to be an Epel this time he shows up! (sidenote I apparently forgot to screenshot this one, so I just reused on of the many, many, other screenshots I already had)

Welp, halfway to first pity feels like a good place to split this into a two(?) parter.

Part 2

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It's been a while since I've liveblogged an attempt to get an SSR, but that's mainly because I've been hoarding for this exact card. It's basketball Floyd time, and I've got 200 pulls saved, so he will be coming home. Though hopefully I won't actually need all those pulls, especially since 50 of them are single keys so it'll be kinda tedious.

Anyway, on with the first ten pull!

After a handful of R cards, we see the first SR of the day. It feels like every time I do this there's SR card that shows up a ridiculous amount (I got so many robes Riddles pulling for birthday jacket Azul), so I wonder who it'll be this time.

Oh god that was fast! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I was just hoping to have some pulls left for upcoming events, but I will gladly take this.

Well, time to go bask in the glory of a new SSR I guess?

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Still absolutely baffled by the fact we're getting a halloween rerun in fucking August

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*laughs maniacally*

Turns out it's ridiculously easy to edit out the noses, and of course I immediately used this information to make @gloriousbookwyrm suffer.

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In the English version's continued quest to speed through content at a truly ridiculous rate, we're getting a 1.5 year anniversary event, consisting of things the Japanese version didn't get until the third anniversary.

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Fuck I put off doing the stupid ex battles till last minute and now I need to desperately scramble to get to keep outdoor Jade

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Finally got around to finishing season two of GX and immediately became obsessed with Saio/Edo.

God damn it, why are they so cute?!

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partners in crime ✨

(🦈🐙 as that barbie ken meme)

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Based on a textpost I saw on Tumblr, though I can’t recall whose.

Art Masterlist

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Eel Darlings 🦈🐬

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Antis don't get that sometimes portraying dark shit in a positive light CAN be part of the horror. and that if the portrayal grosses you out- then its done its fucking job.