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“We know nothing about canon Remus-“
My brother in Christ we know he sleeps with his mouth slightly open
He snorts in his sleep sometimes
That even tho his belongings are falling apart the knots and stitches he puts around things are meticulously neat and tidy (controlling what he can control)
That after a full moon he’s so exhausted he can sleep all day
His voice is hoarse
He can do (or at least it’s implied) wandless magic to create flames
His first response to an attacker is to talk to it (and be real sassy with it)
He’s competent enough to get rid of said attacker
He gives away the cure to dementors but doesn’t seem to eat any himself
He smiles a whole lot, considering
He can go from asleep to perfectly alert in seconds
He’s sickly looking to the point “a good curse would finish him off”
He’s likely thin
He has his name on his suitcase but the lettering is old and worn suggesting he’s been called Professor before (likely as a joke but we can’t tell that quite yet)
He looks young despite grey hair, it’s noticeable that he’s been prematurely aged
He’ll take responsibility and check in with the driver
He’ll write to pomfrey to tell her that a student is hurt
And this is just Chapter 5 of PoA- when he’s asleep for 90% of the chapter! Imagine the shit we get when he’s awake
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gorgeous gorgeous girls are focusing on themselves, trying to build better habits and preserve their boundaries
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if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this
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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.
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yknow, I am amused that solangelo fanon was so tunnel-vision in like 2014 that in the midst of crawling through literally every time Will had popped up in the series prior, somehow the ONE singular instance of Will referencing something that the fandom did absolutely nothing with was the thing Rick then decided to draw out into being a major character trait for Will.
Like. Nico eats McDonalds once and it becomes a huge fanon thing, but Will references Star Trek and the fandom doesn't make a peep until Rick explicitly canonizes that he's a huge sci fi nerd. and Rick doesn't even keep it consistent! He changes it so Will is a Star Wars nerd instead of Star Trek. smh 😔 /lh
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i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here
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Life Lines ⭐️
Based on a headcannon I saw a while ago on tt, which was based on a post made on tumblr but i haven’t been able to find the original post, so if anyone knows, pls lmk!
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Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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Draco, checking his contacts: Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle…
Draco: *gasps* how can I only have three friends?!
Draco: And one of them is dead!
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Draco, checking his contacts: Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle…
Draco: *gasps* how can I only have three friends?!
Draco: And one of them is dead!
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Draco, checking his contacts: Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle…
Draco: *gasps* how can I only have three friends?!
Draco: And one of them is dead!
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Draco, checking his contacts: Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle- Harry Crabbe, Goyle- Harry, Crabbe, Goyle…
Draco: *gasps* how can I only have three friends?!
Draco: And one of them is dead!
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