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whatever

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Please enjoy this completed mailbox (it took me two months) I am never doing something like this again 🖤

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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season

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I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

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just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

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Old Yeller just parried the bullet

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my cellmate’s¹ a killer² he makes do push-ups³ in drag

¹ Inferred to be Bert McCracken due to numerous interviews where Gerard described Bert as his cellmate

² According to an interview with I*n W*tkins, then friends with Gerard, “kill” was Gerard and Bert’s way of referencing sodomy.

³ Implied to mean blowjob, as based of live performances of that song.

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bitches will say “i know a spot” and pull up to the Frerard hoouse

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I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

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