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i’m writing two women who are definitely not in love. they just keep saving each other’s lives. and touching each other’s hands for too long. and exchanging loaded glances. and dying inside when the other one’s in danger. but it’s not gay. they’re just. bonded by shared suffering. i swear.

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My brethren I come before you as a humble woman who has just seen Superman… please drop some Mr. Terrific fanfictions 😭

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I don’t know if these two men ever interacted before, but I think it’d be like this

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stop ruining my day???

This is the funniest ask I have ever received

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just watched Superman in theatres and I’m giggling kicking my feet like an 8 old boy watching The Avengers for the first time

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saw a straggot say “gayness is a sin in EVERY religion”. man leave us hindu queers out of this bullshit because Shiva DEFINITELY doesn’t give a fuck if you’re gay or not

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*strolling around gay Hell’s Kitchen* Matt Herdock…? 😨 Karthem Theyge!? 😮 Punis/her!??!!! 😰😰 Themjamin Poindexher!?1!!!1 😱😱😱😱 Faggy Nelson!?!!!!!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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didn’t know ironstrange was a ship but it makes sense

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this mindset genuinely improved my mental health I recommend y’all to think like this

YOU hate Ghost because the fandom woobifies and sexualises him, I hate Ghost because he’s British. We are NOT the same.

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i really can’t be friends with women who are desperate for boyfriends or husbands i don’t understand them or their world

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now go what with who in the what 😭

never watched the boys and probably never will, but I’m guessing this is homelander’s and the deep’s dynamic??

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It turns out that actually standing by "men and women are not inherently very different" is a reliable way to bother absolutely everyone. Left or right, cis or trans, feminist or misogynist, all cling to the binary for dear life.

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never watched the boys and probably never will, but I’m guessing this is homelander’s and the deep’s dynamic??

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talking abt a spidey and Deadpool duo, why the fuck haven’t they met in the movies😭 it feels so… off, having a Deadpool and a Spider-Man exist in the mcu, and they haven’t met ONCE?? that’s genuinely insane

i kinda like the spideypool duo more than the poolverine duo…