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Happy 20th anniversary* to Stephen Sommers' love letter to the Universal Monsters franchise, and many people's bisexual (and monsterfucking- eh, there's a venn diagram) awakening - Van Helsing!

*yep, got released in Australia on May 5 2004.

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I hate the reincarnated soulmate trope in vampire movies. The only one that did it right was Dracula a.d. 1972 bc it’s his old enemy and they proceed to beat the fuck out of each other ON SIGHT as if no time had passed.

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Why is Van Helsing like, "Fuck this lamp in particular!"

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reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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General question to reblog and tell me in the tags;

You go into a used bookstore - what are the two sections you head to first?

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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BARELY MISSED IT

I just need forty more,,,,,,

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I just need forty more,,,,,,

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more hammer drac text posts

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not me going back to a fanfic i started in junior year of high school and trying to finish it now lol

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A reminder for those of us with cats at Easter that lilies of ANY kind are BAD for cats. Some species such as Calla, Peace and Peruvian do not cause kidney damage or death like Easter and daylilies, but they can still cause irritation and gastrointestinal issues if ingested...

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If I were a vampire would you be the vampire hunter that keeps getting reincarnated specifically to kill me but then we fall in love? Be honest

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Okay it's my birthday so I get to make a new Meet the Artist sheet and compare it to the last.

I'd say I haven't changed much but unfortunately I did become a gamer and a gym rat. I also got into my career of choice but let's not get crazy.