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used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

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gritting my teeth Being Seen Is How You Make Friends. shaking. shaking. shaking. shaking.

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tumblr users make some of the funniest usernames in the world

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tried to draw him from memory :)

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

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i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

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reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

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just realised tumblr has never seen the artefact

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Cant stop calling my dog shit like "Mr yummy cookies and candy"

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love how foo fighters from jojo is objectively the dead body of a young woman who had her body and mind parasitized by a collection of sentient plankton. but then she's like "yo this girl whose body i've stolen was into kidnapping children and she was already dead anyway so it's not like she was using it" and the result is a cute and cool weird girl so nobody cares

came back wrong but it's fine actually cause we like her. good for her

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girl you are 1000000000000 billion trillion years old like some sort of sea sponge

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why does it cost an arm and a leg to get a laptop

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Stunfisk now. Where is crustle

first portal of the day got a drapion awesome. Where is crustle

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first portal of the day got a drapion awesome. Where is crustle