happy trans day of visibility. i’m a vampire so i still cant see myself in the mirror but good for the rest of u i guess :/
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Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined.
Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay?
The vampire who bit her:
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"Did you really think this pathetic little collar could contain me?"
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Mood.
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Of course i would ask my food for consent.
I'm a vampire, not a monster.
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maybe the real treasure is the vampires we made out with along the way
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eats you but in a platonic and non-sexual way
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Who out there would read a story about Vampires but as an MLM?
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Vampire Vibes
Really hoping things start looking up bc i hate it here. we need a plague or something
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gonna start isolating myself from everyone hashtag vamplyfe
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