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i just think that this meme has potential outside of marine biology

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king

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clark from Connecticut is microwaveable!

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I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

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I wanted to draw them so I just used this post as inspiration.

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It's a well kept secret that Tumblr couples are actually competing with adult shit right now.

I keep track of all the relationships of my mutuals an ex-mutuals and keep score of who married before me, who got promotions, who got a mortgage before me, who had a baby before me etc, how much money they make or their parents privilege.

I can technically rank these people. But honestly I am only in it cause I get to see how peoples lives develop and what their parallels are to mine.

I am also in it because I can't fucking stand some of these people. Even if they never bear the thought of me in their head.

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If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

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OH HI yeah i just reblogged the old picture of my shoes

so here’s a new one WITHOUT THE ANKLE BRACELET 

l o l

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me, an autonomous adult in college: *looks up tips for managing adhd on a deadline*

every single result: AS A PARENT to help YOUR CHILD WITH ADHD monitor YOUR CHILD'S behavior and reward HIM for doing work because CHILDREN WITH ADHD need constant support-

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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

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preview of a print im gna have in my next shop update >:)

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